August 4, 2011
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Terrible Tattoo Thursday
Well here are some more tattoos to make you think that the decisions you've made in life are much better than what other people have done. I can't write today. My fingers are slurring. May be NSFW
Pretty in pink but not as a tattoo.
If you can't see it, it's penis. I would feel very awkward if I ever was with a woman who had a penis tattoo.
Why would a guy have a penis tattoo? Oh. I think it's fitting since most Giants fans are insufferable dickheads.
Why did he get a horse tattooed on his leg? Oh that's John Elway. Ladies, how would you feel about staring at John Elway while you were giving mouth hugs?
Robot tattoos are awesome!
I think it's supposed to say "Regret Knowing" which makes sense since he doesn't know how to spell.
M.I.L.F.: Mother I'd Like to set on Fire. At least we know she isn't a vampire.
I...just...don't...know...Cock of Ages? Weird Al should make a parody song.
Well it looks like he's been hiding where the sun doesn't shine.
My cock is hung below my knee.
Cock tease...maybe the guy had to get that because he needed a scapegoat as to why he is forever alone.
Well, he has a big black cock.
I say, I say, son, you chocked me until I'm purple...a big fat purple hung cock.
OK, enough with the hung cocks.
One day this man will be CEO of a Fortune 500 company.
Never has a team like the Brewers had so much Hart....That's Corey Hart.
Fact: this may be the greatest tattoo of all time. The only things that could make it better are bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica.
I always knew Pooh Bear was evil. Join the darkside and you can have all the honey you want.
I have seen a lot of creepy tattoos and body modifications over the years but I think this one has got to be one of the most extreme. A few years ago this guy got a tattoo of a busty woman on his arm but that wasn't enough. He went to a plastic surgeon to get silicon implants not for his chest but for his tattoo's chest. Yes, he wanted a 3D and...umm...interactive(?) tattoo. I don't know whether to classify this as crap or creative.
Well that didn't last long because the guy who had the implants for his tattoo had to have them removed because they got infected. When will people learn?Have a great day. Did you know it's a federal offense to read this and NOT leave e-props?
Comments (36)
nice post
I think a really funny ironic tattoo would be one that says, "Don't get a tattoo". Yeah, that would be great. Hahahaha. Sigh.
These are all horrible tattoos! People are truly nuts.
I love terrible tattoos!! Thanks for making my Thursday!
Those are awful. They make great bases for tacky jokes!
I think the Darth Vader and Pooh tattoo is hilarious. I think the person got the Pooh one and decided she (?) didn't like it.
HA! I LOVE seeing the cock tats! Thanks!
Oh, poor Foghorn!
Ha! Love the Where's Waldo tat!
Pooh isn't evil...just trying to convert Darth to the light side!
Dwight! Wow!
HUGS and thanks for the tat laughs!
Hope you and your fingers feel better soon.
Really... implants in a tattoo? c'mon.
And the hung cocks--that just tells me they all have small penis's.
Haha, nice cocks.
I seriously wonder what people are thinking when they get tattoos like this...don't most places make you sign a paper that says you're not under the influence of drugs or alcohol?? And what tattoo artist would actually agree to these tattoos????
OUCH.
ouch is right!!
The last photo... eww! And I'm not saying that because of the blood I'm saying that because of WHY he got them in the first place, and what happened afterwards.
Don't know what is up with pal but some days half my sub list is gone and I have to go back and resub. Sorry about that.
When I get one, there will be a spell checker handy and a second opinion before ink is applied lol.
You do realize I'm going to steal some of these pics
Haha... hahaha... ooh, eww, blood D:
I can't imagine being the tattoo artist for most of these...much less the idiot who wanted them.
it just gets worse!
I will never understand the tears tattoos. I first remember seeing them on Lil Wayne and thinking it was dumb... every time I see it, it get's a little bit dumber.
Couldn't imagine getting a girl in bed, pulling down her pants and finding a dick tattoo'd on her butt. I mean, she better have some rack, or something.
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I'm all about the Waldo ass tattoo, though. That's awesome. A+ stuff.
Oh my. Those were so horrible they were actually entertaining in a way. You know, like watching disaster news? You have to wonder why people would want to do this to themselves.
I don't understand why people would get penis tattoos.
I gotta say, the Waldo tat is funny and isn't bad compared to the others. I wonder what the tattoo artist was thinking when he had to ink the part in the guy's asscrack.
people these days!
This.
SMH!
So the twilight tattoo is on a woman who looks to be in her 40s or 50s...
Pooh is not evil. I don't believe you.
Great pics!!!
i really wonder how did you get all these pics :-p
Darth Vader and Winnie The Pooh. That is different lol
Love the work ya do! Makes me wanna go get a tattoo
Im amazed at what some people think are cool. I'm assuming they must have thought these tattoos were cool else they wouldn't have gotten them.
@RushmoreJ - thank you
@adventofreason - that would be pretty funny but I think I've honestly seen something like that. I may have to go back 3 or 4 years ago when I started doing these posts.
@comet555 - They have to be on something and in large doses
@JUST_ME_1984 - I feel so honored...glad you enjoyed
@Thatslifekid - And I am the king of tacky jokes
@methodElevated - That's what probably happened but I just love the idea of Darth Vader following Pooh. Maybe Christopher Robin grew up to be Darth Vader instead of the story behind the insufferable episodes 1 through 3.
@AdamsWomanFell - you would not believe what came up when I searched google for cock tattoos...this was one called The Angry Dragon.
@jmeLove_x - Overcompensation...if I put implants in a tattoo I'd never stop giggling.
@your_paper_heart - I think the tattoo artists see the allure of money and say screw it and then they tattoo it.
@ArmyWife4Life2007 - the implant one?
@Grannys_Place - I always wonder how painful tattoos are. One friend told me it was painful and another said it felt like someone running a fingernail over his skin. I was going to ask you about that. Xanga can be really weird sometimes.
@Empathic_Heart - I can't believe the guy didn't consider that would happen and yet he went ahead with it.
@Margo73 - I think I would need about 5 opinions before I went ahead with one but then I don't have to worry about that.
@Justin_DeBin - go ahead
@emily_shannon - yeah when I first saw that one years ago I got queasy and almost lost my lunch
@firetyger - I think a majority of them had to be done under the influence
@Zissu25 - and they will keep getting worse.
@raiderjester - when I first came into contact with the tear drop tattoos it was a gang symbol for how many people the person wearing it had killed. Now I think it's taken the meaning of people in your life that have died. How about a tattoo of a rack on her rack? I would think that a penis tattoo would be an extreme turn-off.
@Ampbreia - When I first started doing these posts about 3 or 4 years ago, I'd find tattoos that would have a story behind them and so many were "I got drunk and was dared" or "I lost a bet"
@Cestovatelka - I hope he used gloves. You ask why people get tattoos of a penis, I ask why people would get tattoos on their penis. Never ever ever do a google search looking for "cock tattoos". I sort of got lost in my little world of thinking about my old advice column here and how I used "cock" to mean rooster.
@fromprivatetopublic - It makes me fear the future
@ohveryoung - I love that bit but it's sort of scary at times to consider how obsessed Jim is with Dwight.
@i__LIVESTRONG - Yeah that may be an understatement
@SasGal - Yeah, I always wondered why people don't pick up on that double standard. When Miley Cyrus was 17 I remember women being completely offended that men thought she was hot but then I see grown women throwing their panties at Justin Bieber who is like 16 or 17 and then the weird looking guy in Twilight who is a werewolf and he is underage and women in their 40s and 50s are salivating over him.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
@anonymiaous - how can he not be evil, he's always stealing honey.
@a_lost_friend - all I can say is be very careful when using google
@Shining_Garnet - I figure it happened that the person had a winnie the pooh tattoo and then got a Darth vader tattoo...I couldn't imagine any other way.
@tendollar4ways - May I suggest this one or this one or one of these or this one or this one.
@NightlyDreams - either that or they were really really REALLY drunk
@Justin_DeBin - you could also go to my album of tattoos.
@godfatherofgreenbay - LOL
E Props it is
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