August 12, 2011
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Terrible Tattoo Thursday
Have you noticed that lately when you upload photos or go through your photo blog that it says "Image Not Available". I'm getting that quite a bit. Anyway here are the tattoos.
These tattoos are only relevant a few days a month.
I'm not loving it.
I think Da Fresh Prince needs to tattoo himself a bra.
The NFL season is set to kick off soon. Hopefully this guy will see a removal specialist so he can get a worthy tattoo like the Packers' "G".
He had to have lost a bet.
This tattoo was this guy's attempt at getting a sponsorship from 5 Hour Energy.
It looks like this tattoo will never be irrelevant.
Way to advertise. I bet the ladies just love you.
You know from a distance that looks like a decent mustache but up close. If he ever gets a job I bet his boss will immediately ask about paycheck garnishments.
I bet whenever she gets a job she's always singled out for random drug testing.
What day is it? THURSDAY THURSDAY THURSDAY THURSDAY!
Ok, there is something about getting Nintendo tattoos or other pop-culture tattoos. This should not be one of them. If I had to give this tattoo a title it would be: "Swinging on a Star". WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then is that Toad filming it?
This is the ever-popular 8-Ball and 4:20 tattoo. This might be a good idea for a tattoo and this one looks good...for a 3 year old. It looks like one of my younger cousins took a black marker and played connect the dots. No t-shirt can cover that horrible art. The 8-Ball looks a deflated basketball. Why? Can you imagine this guy getting pulled over by the police? Probable cause to search the vehicle...the artist must have been celebrating 4:20 when he did this tattoo.
Chris "Corky" Burke...WHY??????? He hasn't been around since the mid-90s. He does have a pretty nice myspace site, but he also has a very lame band. His band plays at high schools around the country . I think most of the high schoolers nowadays are too young to even know who this guy is. Apparently someone knew Corky a little too much.
Doesn't this one scream LOVE?
Psychoanalysis of this tattoo would be interesting. I am trying and I can only come up with the idea that the guy who got this tattoo outwardly likes women but has a secret desire to be with a man.
Now what would be awesome is if the tattoo of the flexed arm had a tattoo of a flexing arm.
Anatomy class will be a cinch for this guy...as long as he tattoos every other bone on his body.
Ironically, this is the beginning of a lifetime of regret and the end of this post.
Comments (16)
i cant believe some of the things people put on their faces...
bummer I knew I could never get any as i'll never make it here...aww imagine my joy.
Lol, those are terrible... I can't believe people actually put tattoos on their face like that...
I've heard other Xangans (who post a lot of photos) saying the same thing is happening to them.
Ha! I can't imagine putting a McD's logo in a tat...unless you are Ray Kroc or one of his relatives. ??? Those 'stache tats are weird!
I remember Corky and life goes on....

I agree about the psychoanalysis on that hot dog tat! Wow.
Great tats, Matt!
HUGS!
Wow. Just wow...
Pussy Eater can eat my fist instead when I punch him in the face multiple times.
I don't understand how people can come up with such ideas and then think that it's cool to permanently tattoo them onto their skin. Obviously, some sort of drugs had to be involved lol.
It's even more terrifying to think that many of these incredible ideas were hatched out of the sheer boredom of long, empty hours.
I don't get people who tattoo their face. Firstly: Ow that looks like it hurt, Second, Omg UGLY and Third, well, I guess you have no desire to ever be a respectable member of society now.
LOL! The last one. Thats so bad haha. All of these are pretty horrid.
Oh look... more of those pathetic tears. Why are they always coupled with an even dumber tattoo?
What is the facination with tampon tattoos???
LOL I hope those face ones are removable!
I like McDonalds, but definitely not enough to get a tattoo of it lol
I can't believe anyone would seriously get a tampon tattoo, WHAT THE FUCK, lol.
wow! That hotdog sure is creative, hahaha. but a tampon? and pussy eater? come on!
@BranmacFeabhail - yeah, I can understand piercings because those can be taken out but tattoos can't unless you plan on using a lot of make-up.
@starmanjones - yeah I sort of feel the same way
@pinktiger335 - The absolute worst face tattoos are these new ones where people are tattooing the whites of their eyes. That is just wrong.
@AdamsWomanFell - I could see getting a McDonald's tattoo if it entitled me to free things from their restaurants. There was a place I heard of that gave a guy free food for life because he got a tattoo of their logo.
@AmanduhPie - yeah, that is my reaction when I see these.
@Cestovatelka - hahaha...I think I'd rather punch the guy with the puncher tattoo
@dirtbubble - true and it's also scary to think that one of these people could be a future president of America
@leaflesstree - I think people in this day and age don't think of what others will think of them because the modern mindset is you have to love me for me and if you don't then you are an evil Nazi for judging me
@Empathic_Heart - I have thought of tattoos before but none of these...no way.
@raiderjester - BECAUSE TEARS ARE SO COOL! That guy obviously has had emotional pain and you mock him...HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA! That pussy eater guy looks like that is a mugshot. Maybe each tear is a time he was violated in prison.
@hesacontradiction - Well I just found both of those at the same time so I wanted to post them together and get them out of the way.
@EmilyMyself - or that person has access to a lot of make-up
@Shining_Garnet - Well if I got something out of it then I'd be interested. I heard of a restaurant that gave a guy free food for life for getting a tattoo of their logo.
@ArmyWife4Life2007 - I've wondered if those are females or males with the tampon tattoos.
@faustuosa - you really have to wonder what people are thinking and why won't the tattoo artist try to talk them out of it.
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