February 17, 2012

• Lukewarm Links 2/16

  I went from being depressed and upset last night to being extremely pissed off this evening.  I guess I learned that people I thought that cared about me couldn't really give two shits about me.  Oh well life goes on and so do links and now it's time for links.  I know a few people have said they don't like leaving my page when viewing this post.  Well I don't know about other browsers but in Firefox what you do is right click on the link and open it in a new tab so that way you won't have to leave Xanga.  Just thought I'd offer some help.

  1.  Because the other day was Valentine's Day or some shit like that, here's a collection of hand-written love letters from famous people.  I think any woman that I ended up with better not look at that site because she'd probably get a few of those.

  2.  As you know, there was still some Chris Brown drama going down surrounding the Grammy's.  A lot of women expressed their lust for Brown in disturbing ways, most by saying they'd let him beat them.  How can any woman want a man to beat them?  I wonder how many abused women saw these reactions.  It's just awful.  I know people say you need to forgive the guy but forgiveness happens when there's remorse.

  3.  One of the most embarassing things in every person's life is their yearbook photos.  I know I've had some doozies throughout the years.  You should totally see my college ones...yikes.  I figure if I ever become famous those will be leaked all over the internet much like these celebrity yearbook photos.

  4.  OK the last few weeks I've been sharing Tumblr sites belonging to famous people.  Here is the official Britney Spears site.  I'm surprised she doesn't reblog more photos of Cheetos.

  5.  This Tumblr belongs to Zooey Deschanel.  Yep, it's filled with a bunch of hipster stuff.  It took me a few clicks to find where she talks about being vegan thus proving you never have to ask.

  6.  This Tumblr site belongs to one of my favorite comedians/actors Paul Scheer.  I love him on The League and a while back he had a show I used to watch on MTV2. 

  7.  I think I shared this site before I got a Tumblr.  It's called Fake Science and well it contains fake science, hilariously fake science.

  8.  I wonder if I have to set this one up by explaining the term "chola".  I'll let Urban Dictionary define it.  Basically from what I've seen from my neighbors it's girls with arched painted on eyebrows and black lipstick.  I think the definition Urban Dictionary is better.  ANYWAY....this Tumblr is called Cholafied and they take photos of celebrities and make them cholas. 

  9.  I've been in the market for some new ice cube trays and I've been looking for something in the novelty department.  I think I've found the ice cube trays that are perfect for me.

  10.  This is a photo collection of movie posters if those movies were in alternate universes.  It's hard to describe but imagine if John Wayne had been Superman.  Yeah, you just have to see them.

  11.  And while we are on the topic of movies, here's a collection from IFC of the 20 best job-quitting scenes in cinema.  I wholeheartedly agree with #1. 

  12.  And this link may be NSFW since it comes from a site that is called Not Safe for What and it's a collection of porn stars that have colors as their names.  Now it's not hardcore but just scantily clad ladies.  Sorry, ladies, there's no guys for you there.

  And I know some of you don't care for the links so here's your photos
  
  I was supposed to be there this weekend...sigh...thanks.  Hey, that's a Minnesota State Screaming Eagles coat!  I always found it funny that there was a Minnesota State just like on Coach and it was set in the same town.  I think they changed their school name because they didn't want to be associated with the sitcom anymore.
  
  I wanted to lick a Valentine.
  
  Exactly...blah blah blah
  
  And probably more satisfying
  
  Eating bananas...better than Twilight.  And if you remember my commentary from #3, my high school had a weird homecoming tradition.  They would have a football player from each of the classes eat a banana with their hands behind their back.  Well a guy in my class was selected and they took a photo of him in what looked like a very tender moment with the banana and it made the yearbook.  I never competed in the banana eating contest because of that photo.
  
  HOLY CRAP!  They totally look alike!
  
  Hey!  It's Dog the Bounty Hunter's son, Pup the Pussy Hunter.
  
  So Sylvester Stallone said, "Hey briugigugoauhgarrarararhurrburrheertoofurr."  And Arnold Schwarzenegger replied "IEIAWIAIAIEIEEIELERRBURRGOOFUUR!"  HAHAHAHAHA!  They can't talk.
  
  Here's a photo of my new loafers.
  
  But it's only a dollar!
  
  I bet Llama Del Ray would've done better on Saturday Night Live.
  
  The next season can't get here fast enough.

  Have a great night.

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