Well here it is, another edition of Terrible Tattoos.
May be NSFW
In case you missed my last pulse, Ron Jeremey, the Hedgehog, woke up this morning, saw his penis, and scurried back to bed. Apparently that means he has six more weeks of STDs. I wonder if the hair in that tattoo is real or tattooed.
Yeah, this is what the kids are doing these days. You're so vain, you probably thought this tattoo was about you.
Well she is a great photographer. I wonder if that camera ever comes to use in the bedroom.
Photography is nice and all but a tattoo? I don't understand but that's because I'm a point and click type of cameraman.
It says, "You're my now, you're my forever" I know that's some Kanye West crap but it does feature Bon Iver and Bon Iver is from Wisconsin and that is how I view this state.
WISCONSIN! FUCK YEAH! Anyone care to tell me how this is associated with Wisconsin?
If those were placed on my wrist it would be ironic because I'd be infinitely jacking off.
Well it's fitting because Detroit sucks.
And that is why cows are causing great disturbances in the ozone because of the release of methane gas. It's a good thing scientists at the UW are working on gene manipulation to cross a cow's genes with a kangaroo so that they will get rid of all the methane releasing. They also have to figure out what to do with all the jumping cows.
And boobs...don't forget the boobs. Those will probably get you further than courage and strength.
"My daddy will kill you" I'm not even going to comment.
I am tattoo Homer, I am tattoo Homer
Yo, Hey what's happenin' dude
I'm a guy with a rep for bein' rude
Terrorizin' people wherever I go
It's not intentional, just keepin' the flow
Fixin' test scores to get the best scores
Droppin' banana peels all over the floor
I'm the kid that made delinquency an art
Last name Simpson, first name Bart
I'm here today to introduce the next phase
The next step, in the big Bart craze
I've got a dance real easy to do
I learned it with no rythm and so can you
So move your body if you got the notion
Front to back in a rock-like motion
Now thacha got it if you think you can
Do it to the music - that's the Bartman
Everybody if you can do the Bartman
Shake your body turn it out if you're bad man
Ah front to back to the side yes you can, can
Everybody in the house do the Bartman
Everybody if you can do the Bartman
Shake your body turn it out if you're bad man
Front to back to the side yes you can, can
Everybody in the house do the Bartman
It wasn't long ago, just a couple of weeks
I got in trouble, yeah, pretty deep
Homer was yellin' (Bart!) Mom was too
Because I put mothballs in the beef stew
Punishment time, in the air lurks gloom
Sittin' by myself confined to my room
When all else fails nothin' else left to do
I turn on the music so I can feel the groove
Move your body if you got the notion
Front to back in a rock-like motion
Move your hips from side to side now
Doncha slip, let your feet glide now
If you've got the groove you gotta use it
Rock-rhythm in time with the music
You just might start a chain reaction
If you can do the Bart you're bad like
Michael Jackson
Everybody if you can do the Bartman
Shake your body turn it out if you're bad man
Front to back to the side yes you can, can
Everybody in the house do the Bartman
Everybody if you can do the Bartman
Shake your body turn it out if you're bad man
Front to back to the side yes you can, can
Everybody in the house do the Bartman
Do the Bartman
Do the Bartman, Everybody back and forth,
from side to side
Do the Bartman
Do the Bartman, Pick your feet up off the
floor, let 'em glide
Do the Bartman
Do the Bartman, She can do it, you can do it,
so can I
Do the Bartman
Do the Bartman, Now here's a dance beat
that ya can't deny
Oh my ears! Lisa put that saxophone away
You can't touch this!
I didn't do it! Nobody saw me do it!
You can't prove anything!
Now I'm in the house, feelin' good to be home
'till Lisa starts blowin' that damn saxophone
And if it was mine you know they'd take it away
But I'm feelin' good so that's okay
I'm up in my room just'a singin' a song
Listenin' to the kick drum kickin' along
Yeah Lisa likes jazz she's her number one fan
But I know I'm bad 'cause I do the Bartman
Everybody if you can do the Bartman
Shake your body turn it out if you're bad man
Front to back to the side yes you can, can
Everybody in the house do the Bartman
Do the Bartman
Do the Bartman, Everybody back and forth,
from side to side
Do the Bartman
Do the Bartman, She can do it, you can do it,
so can I
Move your body if you got the notion
Front to back in a rock-like motion
Move your hips from side to side now
Doncha slip, let your feet glide now
If you've got the groove you gotta use it
Rock-rhythm in time with the music
You just might start a chain reaction
Everybody if you can do the Bartman
Shake your body turn it out if you're bad man
Front to back to the side yes you can, can
Everybody in the house do the Bartman
Everybody if you can do the Bartman
Shake your body turn it out if you're bad man
Front to back to the side yes you can, can
Everybody in the house do the Bartman
Everybody if you can do the Bartman
Shake your body turn it out if you're bad man
Front to back to the side yes you can, can
Everybody in the house do the Bartman
Everybody if you can do the Bartman
Shake your body turn it out if you're bad man
Front to back to the side yes you can, can
Everybody in the house do the Bartman
Oh wow, man!
How can I not like Milhouse? He's heir to a cracker fortune.
I actually think this one would look better if it was all colored.
That poor turtle is going to meet his demise. I wonder if that guy has to blow on his arm to make it work.
And that is why I don't have guinea pigs or hamsters or whatever the hell that little finger biter is.
Dragon sexing up a lady...hmmm maybe I'll get into that fantasy genre.
Grasshoppers having sex? I think I've pretty much seen it all.
Good old Fido...he was such a "special" dog.
I have no hope for future generations
Enjoy...DO IT!
Comments (30)
Some of them aren't even bad the mario ones and the 1st camera ones weren't even bad the dragon sexing the woman was pretty bad ass though XDDD
nice
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ra70O9nps6E
wtf with the ccourage (cowardly lion?) & sstrength (bra size, got it...) i knew it had nothing to do with her iq... whew... unless she's still trying to make that wonder twins (which she has) thing work... activate! in the shape of...
and the daddy tattoo... what do you think her twin brother has tattooed by his wanker...
'mommy loves you'?!?
kudos as always gogb...
daddy doesn't want to share? i... yea, speechless, pretty much. and dear god, the cow. remind me never to get a tattoo around my belly button either. and $trength shoulda saved some of her tattoo money to buy a bigger shirt. just saying.
these are completely absurd. The camera ones don't make much sense to me.
that cow one. bahahahah
What the hell is wrong with people? Besides some of them being goofy or repulsive, those things cost a lot of money! How do they afford their mind altering substances?
hahaha crazy. as always.
cat cameo in the milhouse tattoo pic! :)
eww that hamster one... what the...??
The Bieber one is worse than the hamster!
HUGS!
I like the Nintendo tattoos, but the one definitely would look better if it were all colored in.
If I was going to get a state motto tattooed on me, it wouldn't be Wisconsin's. It'd be Kansas for sure.
Everytime I stop by one of these blogs, I fuckin hate tattoos even more. In fact, I don't think I hated them the first time, but my dislike has grown and grown each time I come by, and not the very idea of tattoos scares me and makes me feel queasy.
Yeah, boobs will matter more in this sick world. LOL!
And who the fuck tattoos the INSIDE of their mouth?????? That's gotta hurt like a motherfucker, AND it looks really stupid when you try to show it. Jeez.
Awww, I like photography tattoos. I'm planning on getting one myself.
I hate all tattoos period.
one of the worst ideas ever -- a Ron Jeremy tattoo ???????
WTF is with people who make their bellybuttons double as the tattoo's anus like that cow? Ugh.
Thanks for another fun edition of Terrible Tattoos.
@James2012 - glad you liked
@SHEERROSE - I know not all are bad but I think most are highly questionable.
@thegoldenshower - thank you
@xplorrn - yep that's pretty much what I was thinking about that daddy tattoo
@promisesunshine - Yep, that's the sickness I was thinking. I get creeped out by guys that are way protective of their daughters. There is being protective and concerned and then there is over protective and jealous. Yes, she needs a larger shirt. It's probably cold in there.
@StrawberrySunrises - yeah I don't get why people do what they do sometimes
@Thatslifekid - It's amazing how many animal butt tattoos on the belly button there are
@whyzat - Exactly, there are so many other things that can be bought with the money. I remember a guy in high school proudly said how a tattoo he got cost $200 and it was AWFUL.
@raspberryjade - glad you enjoyed and caught that, I debated whether or not to post that one here or on Saturday
@Peridot21 - yeah, I don't know why someone would spend money on that unless they wanted to remember never to trust hamsters because one bit off their finger but then I don't think they'd need a tattoo to remember.
@AdamsWomanFell - Bieber tattoo looks like he is always about to toss his hair back
@Shining_Garnet - I bet one of the reasons why that Nintendo one hasn't been fully covered is that is costing a LOT of money.
@carolinavenger - It's amazing how many state mottoes invoke God. I also find it interesting the the motto of England is French.
@James_River - I don't think tattoos are that bad but I I can't believe some of these people's decisions. There's so many other things the money could go to although a few of these look like they could be homemade.
@leaflesstree - Well if I'd get any Simpsons character it would be Comic Book Guy and it would say "Worst tattoo ever" but I'm sure someone has already done that.
@Unstoppable_Inner_Strength - yeah I don't get tattoos on the inside of a lip. I've had friends say the ones they get on shoulders or ankles hurt so I can't imagine the pain with one of those.
@UnconventionalButterfly - I guess I don't get tattoos. I collect baseball cards but I'd never tattoo one on my body.
@Bricker59 - I have my moments when I'm of the same belief but I see some that are nice but these are not nice.
@roscoes_farm - and the thing is...that's a guy. Why cheer on a porn star when you could be out trying to have sex for yourself?
@Cestovatelka - It's amazing how my tattoos in that style are out there.
Glad you enjoyed.
@godfatherofgreenbay - maybe cause that Jeremy guy can suck his self ???
@leaflesstree - and of course after I wrote that I looked and I found
@roscoes_farm - probably because how many guys say they wouldn't leave the house if they could. I'm sure if more guys would every nation in the world would be a third world country but then there'd be no wars.