I hope everyone had a relaxing and enjoyable weekend and a blessed Easter and now that Easter break is over, it's time for the home stretch to the end of the school year. I graded your
last assignment and I enjoyed how many random stories were created and I also enjoyed reading some of your injury stories. It wasn't taking enjoyment in them but joy that you shared. Discussion is always key to these grades and right you get an A. Your grade for the semester so far is a B+. We only have a few more weeks so work hard on the next assignments.
Here's your next assignment:
A.
B.
Answer either question with a complete answer. You may do both questions for extra credit.
Get to work!
A. George Mechanic...I'm a hard worker and my most important job is servicing all your needs.
B. Charlie Sheen...do I even need to explain? Actually I'd probably want John Cryer to come to my party so I could feel good about myself.
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Question B: Alan Rickman because he and I could sit back in a corner and exchange sardonic comments about birthday parties.
Question A for extra credit: Chipper Beard...now that's scary.
Antonio Banderas...so he can show off his ball room dancing skills.
Jimmy Buffet is still my hero
Weird Al Yankovic
He had his own show one time
It was epic fail
Rusty North Avenue. Sounds about right.
Donny + Dassey = Ariel (Peter Pan)
A. Daisy Komensky
B. too hard to decide.. too many to pick from
A. Sandy Wilson. That sounds legit! hahaha
B. I'd have to say zooey deschanel because she seems so fun and right now I'm watching the live stream of kittens on her hellogiggles website so hopefully if she showed up she'd bring a bunch of kittens.
http://hellogiggles.com/the-kitten-cam-is-live-today
A. Katia Floral Ridge Drive (Dang! my porn name sucks!)
B. Antonio Banderas (only to give him cake, of course; it's not like I posted a Rule 5 on him a few months ago or anything...)
A. Pugsy Kookaburra ... good lord that's a terrible porn name!
B. Hmmmm... first choice is Goran Visnjic, my Croatian Cutie :3 Or William Levy because his accent is incredibly sexy and he's very nice to look at. Ooooo, or Leonardo DiCaprio. One of those three, please :D
hahahahahaha...
A. Hammer Jay Burnt Hickory - I don't think I'll be drummin up much business with that name
B. Tom Hanks - cause he's just so stinkin nice
A. Two-two Arbana
B. Do I get to invite a couple? Yes I do. Gina Carano and her girlfriend.
Samantha 7th Street. Holy shit, that sucks. LOL.
Johnny Depp, because not only is he beautiful, he's the coolest MFer alive. Also Taylor Swift, because she's nicer than nicey-nice.
I must know; what's your porn name, Matt?
@we_deny_everything - I'm laughing so hard right now you wouldn't believe it. Two Two Arbana?! Pure awesome!
naturally, I would invite Alex O'loughlin, but one person I think would be fun to have at a party would be Chef Simon from "Iron Chef." He is always laughing and smiling and has something witty to say. On the last episode of "Chopped," they had a contest between four Iron Chefs, and he won. If you don't know what an "Iron Chef" is, never mind.
@ZombieMom_Speaks - It's a woman's name. I think I am not ready for a sex change.
B. Simon Baker as his character from The Mentalist because I love that skill and especially for a birthday party, it would be fun.
A. My first pet's name (a dog) was Pichy, pronounced "Pee-chee." The first street I lived on was 7th street. So, Pichy 7th Street? Eh. LOL! How about Pichy 7?
B. Hard to say at this point. If I was single, it would be either Halle Berry or that chick from The Big Bang Theory to test the limits of my drool-reflex. LOL! Right now...hmmm...maybe Denzel Washington, or DeNiro. Great friggin' actors, man.
Babesia Walnut Park... Well it's no wonder I never made it as a porn star. I just didn't have a catchy name.
I would have to go with Johny Depp. He seems like he would be a fun dude to hang out with, and being one of the wealthiest entertainers in the industry, he would probably bring a real cool present. Although I do enjoy his work, I am not enough of a fan to lose my mind around him.
A. Shana Page. Kinda boring for a porn name
B. As for someone famous...I'm not really digging anyone crazy over the moon right now...I'd probably invite Selena Gomez just to keep my daughter busy and give my son some eye candy to look at :)
A: Baron Von Geist Pinemont??! (My dog had very long and very German name). XD Of course my maiden name was Holzkamm. Haha.
B. NATHAN FILLION. CAUSE HE'S SEXY AND I KNOW IT.
A Rastas Silverhill.... naaahh, doesn't really work well. Or maybe it's a sign I should just stay out of the porn business.
B. Matthew McConnaughey. Hes got bongos, I've got a dejembe. We could drum circle.
A. Major 23rd? Maybe this does not work so well with numbered streets. Haha.
B. Hugh Laurie, as long as he could periodically slip from American to British. It would be guaranteed to keep me amused, and that's all that matters. Also, he's a good singer/musician, so he might entertain some other people at the same time. :)
B. Seth Macfarlane. Sexytime. That is all :D
Smokey ColdWater
AND...I dont know.
I don't have my homework because... well, here's my excuse. I made a paper plane out of it and it got hijacked.