Hey hey...I'm back. I love not having cartilage in my knees. I was crawling around on my knees while weeding and planting today and I am paying for it something fierce right about now. I like how my knee is locking up if I don't move it every minute. I love getting old. Time for links.
1. Blah blah blah public transportation blah blah blah hell blah blah blah here's
25 reasons not to ride the bus.
2. I remember back when I started teaching high school a group of the nerdy kids wanted me to settle a dispute and they came up to me and asked, "Mr. Awesome, which is better: pirates or ninjas?" I usually answered "Spartans". Anyway, I never quite understood the fascination with pirates. They have pretty much been glorified by movies. Here's some
pirate myths that people believe because of movies.
3. As I was showering today and trying to wash myself I thought that maybe I should get some liposuction and then I found this
photo collection of plastic surgery fails.
4. I found this article a long time ago. It's about how
ugly people can't hide flaws online. I cry whenever I read it because it's so true for me.
5. Some of you who pay attention may know that I enjoy pro-wrestling. I always thought it would be fun to pursue but as my body started failing my dreams of bodyslamming Hulk Hogan faded away but then I got thinking I could be a manager. Managers are so awesome but they are underutilized these days. Anyway here's a collection of the
ten greatest managers in wrestling history.
6. I'm pretty sure I shared this before but I'll share it again. I always loved receiving notes in the school office that were basically about me but never they never mentioned me by name. I just love passive aggressive behavior and I guess I have been guilty of that in my motivation posts but anyway here's
Passive Aggressive Notes.
7. A while back I talked about my love for Draw Something, a draw game on the smartphones or whatever. Well I found this Tumblr site that a guy has devoted to all his drawings on Draw Something. He draws all of his photos with Hitler in the drawing and includes the phrase "ignore Hitler". I guess you have to see it so here's the site called
Ignore Hitler.
8. Do you like Mystery Science Theater 3000? Do you miss that show? I know I answered both of those questions with a "yes". Well here is a Tumblr that has
compiled full episodes of MST3K from Youtube.
9. I found this tumblr site this week. It's called
Ask the Fonz. People ask Fonzie for advice and he answers like only Fonzie can.
10. If you hadn't heard, there's a gubernatorial recall going on here in Wisconsin. I found this interesting
site detailing the large contributors ($1000 or more) to the Scott Walker campaign. I think more are from out of state than from in state. It's so weird how that is happening.
11. Remember Perfect Strangers? Well here's a Perfect Strangers game called
Nothing's Gonna Stop Me.
12. And if you have nothing better to do, here's another game. I guess Wolfenstein 3D is now 20 years old so here is a
web-based version of the game. Go kill some Nazis!
What is that hurricane doing to America's wang?
I usually get my steak rare or blue rare just so the cows won't burn down my house.
Sorry, but it's true.
So I'm curious...who has been photographing my house?
Yeah, Clay Matthews is gonna smash this season.
I'm all tingly with anticipation for this season. I think my team is going to be a contender. Yes, MY team. How many of you are an owner of your favorite NFL team?
The cake I got my mom for Mother's Day was not well received.
It's a promo for the new movie Alien vs. Sexual Predator. Actually I think Arnold is finally meeting his love child with Whoopi Goldberg.
Doctors told them they should stay away from alcohol.
Revenge is a dish best served smothered in parsley.
Words to remember.
This is a cool post.
Comments (19)
That plastic surgery link... Cannot unsee...
Also, that study only works for men. :P Women still have to do duckface to look pretty, so the internet thinks.
Gah, you make me want to go see the Avengers AGAIN.
that was a good post... i'm afraid to look at most of these links... but most particularly the walker one... i don't even want to know how much $ il (and the idiots here, like the ricketts) is sending north for that idiot...
love that "this is a cool post" pic
... but omg those plastic surgery pics, yikes! 
A butt-naked hoe trick-ass fool is my ex-wife. Your performer got it wrong.
I have the same problems with my knees. But I've had them since high school so I don't think it has anything to do with age. I'm a pirate btw
and love the post.
hahaha the ignore hitler, my friend on iSketch always used to draw two people having sex, and then draw what was needed to be drawn, like if it was fridge he'd draw the girl opening a fridge, too - hahaha it was hilarious!
also, that cow picture is hilarious and thank you for the wise advice toward the end there. I learned something today.
it was hard to find the end of this blog to congratulate you on how perfectly it embodies the luckwarm concept. WTG.
Oh and as birds go, I'm a Loon every day.
Great Arnold line.
No need for those online clips, I own every single episode of MST3K. I remember being 4 years old and sneaking downstairs in the middle of the night to watch MST3K when it was on Minneapolis public access channels.
@emily_shannon - sorry about that link but it must be seen.
You know I think I finally get what the duckface is supposed to be but I don't know if I should share because it's rather perverted.
@xplorrn - there are quite a few but I was expecting more from a place called Bulls Valley
@Peridot21 - yeah I saw those and I will never get surgery
@we_deny_everything - well that is probably true
@LadyofWaters - glad you enjoyed, yeah I've had knee problems since high school with football and all but they've just intensified as of late.
@raspberryjade - oh man that sounds awesome and it makes me almost want to get a new phone which reminds me that my provider sent me a postcard saying I can get a new phone for a penny.
Glad you learned something
@DivaJyoti - well I am glad you enjoy these posts
@sleekpeek - glad you liked that one
@GodlessLiberal - that's awesome, there's one MST3K site I follow that posts some of their stuff from when they were on a late night local station but I don't know if it's from Minneapolis. I remember there was one when I was a kid on my local FOX affiliate that was called Rocky Rococo Theater. Rocky Rococo's was a chain of pizza places and they got the guy who played Rocky to watch movies with two comedians from Madison and they're names elude me at the moment but they'd just mock movies like MST3K. I sort of liked the Rocky Rococo one better because they watched all sorts of movies and not just the sci-fi stuff. I remember one of my favorites was when they watched one of the Friday the 13th movies. I was in tears because of how funny it was.
@godfatherofgreenbay - I've actually opened up for Mike Nelson doing stand up comedy. Second only to Mitch Hedberg in my proud moments doing stand up. Third was opening for Louis Anderson.