So this weekend I got to see an advanced screening of The Great Gatsby. It was better than I expected. I was also inspired to make a playlist of songs that I thought should've been in the movie.
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Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO2.
Whoomp! There It Is by Tag Team3.
Whoop that Trick by D-Jay4.
Dancing Queen by ABBA
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Take the Skinheads Bowling by Camper Van Beethoven
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Mas by Kinky7.
Tequila Sunrise by Cypress Hill
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Love is All Around by Sonny Curtis9.
Rock Around the Clock by Bill Haley and the Comets
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Call Me Maybe by Carly Rae JepsenI should probably say that this playlist ruins a classic, is disrespectful to F. Scott Fitzgerald, and doesn't fit. But that would be a lie.
There's something ironic here but I don't want to put my finger on it because I don't want to touch a croc or a Croc.
The Packers offensive line is definitely going to screw up the weekends of many teams this season.
Whoever said that the print industry is dying never saw this photo. This should win the Pulitzer.
Such wholesome images
It all makes sense now. I might have to crack my bottle open and pray to the deer god.
I hope Paul McCartney had a happy birthday.
I probably should've put more thought into this post.
It makes more sense that Hal from Malcolm in the Middle is a meth cook. How else could you explain how messed up that family was?
I often talk about Starbucks and Olive Garden raping a culture. Now it's the hipsters.
I wonder if that's Mrs. Trebek.
And that thought is how you survive on Xanga but you never say it. Maybe just insinuate it.
Oh and I fucking lied, I didn't see The Great Gatsby.
Comments (56)
Mullets... They are awesome~
How dare you lie!
That Jager graphic is right on. I fucking hate that shit.
i'll wait till it comes out on dvd or on demand
Oh you had me going there with your lie. (If gofgb likes it it's got to be good!)
Remember when Disney used more clothing than that to represent the "bad" girls?
Good times.
Dancing queen is so overused in movies. :p
I saw prometheus. visually striking. jesus was an alien, you know.
I just saw previews for The Great Gatsby. It looked pretty cool. Also, fuck hipsters.
lol ya know, Homer is a lot smarter than i thought... and O Deer God, that is pretty good... so is the croc one :)
"Let me mullet over." LLOOLLL!!
Paul looks different in the two pics of him you posted here.
@BoulderChristina - I see so many around here that it's frightening. I saw one the other night at the convenience store a block from my house. I think it was because there was a country singer in town. This person was wearing tight jeans and an old country style shirt and the mullet was all spiky on top, shaved on the sides, and then the hair in back went down to the waist. Then the person turned around and it was a woman.
@firetyger - eprops
@Xbeautifully_broken_downX - I can't drink it straight unless it is ice cold. So many bars around here have Jager machines that keep the bottles ice cold and then they have spigots like soda machines. I'm always amazed how many people drink the stuff.
@godfatherofgreenbay - When phone cameras first came out I was one of those assholes that took pics of people, mostly mullets. I had an entire collection I was so proud of, Mamma mullet, Papa mullet and baby mullet ALL IN THE SAME PIC!! My family bought me a mullet camera and I realized that I wasn't alone with my love of mullets, but did feel a little ashamed of the pics I took of people that didn't know they were entertaining me and my family. Sometimes I'm a dick!
@bonmots - I am that way with most movies these days because it seems like it's cheaper to buy a DVD or get it on demand or whatever because in the theater you have to put up with jackasses and their jackassery may make me miss something and there's no rewind. Also you can't pause it to go get snacks or use facilities. There is a theater I go to in Madison that has ushers who stand outside the screening rooms and if you want something to eat or drink you place an order with them and they'll go get it and they give you one of those pager things for when your order arrives.
@SignificanceOfTheMightyClit - aww thanks...I don't know, it would be fun to have breasts but I like being funny. I think the only downside of being funny is that god made me ugly to keep balance in my life.
@sleekpunk - From what I've seen in the previews it doesn't look half-bad but then that's my way of saying it doesn't look totally good so I don't really know what to make of it. I read that book so many times during college that at one point I practically had it memorized so I figure the movie will be a giant let down.
@emily_shannon - remember when talented people were in Disney movies and they didn't give them out to whomever showed up for casting calls
We have those theaters you can eat at around here, too. Seems stupid to me. When I go to a movie, I want to see the movie.
@Thatslifekid - Dancing Queen is overused in bars when herds of girls rush to the dance floor and all pretend to be the dancing queen.
@AncoraImparo - hmmm someone must be watching History Channel 2, actually the majority of people I know who've seen Prometheus have no clue what happened or have so many questions that can't be answered. I have told them repeatedly that there'll probably be a sequel.
Huge fan of The Great Gatspy. Jealous you got to see it!
@LaughOutLoudLauren - most all the self-professed hipsters I've come across are also extremely racist so I tend to leave those people in their own little world.
Yeah the Great Gatsby doesn't look bad but to me it doesn't look good. I read that book so many times in college that I practically had it memorized so I'm sure the movie will be a let down.