Alright, Xanga, I'm in such a good mood lately and you have been so nice to me that I've decided to pay it forward so to speak and have decided to do a contest/giveaway. I have tons of this good stuff and I need to get rid of it. Basically I just want to show you how much I care for Xanga and how much I love this community and how we can do something here that doesn't revolve around drama. Also, this is in no way a clever ruse to gain popularity, Top Blog status, sex from Xangans, and more Xanga friends. This is a legitimate contest/giveaway.
So how does it work?
- Recommend this post as many times as you want. You can click the heart on my page, link it to your pulses, or post about my totally awesome excellent Xanga contest/giveaway.
- Liking this post via Facebook will also help spread the cause.
- You can win and you don't even have to be my friend...sorry to people I blocked. More than likely if I blocked you I consider you a bigot or a racist so I don't want the likes of you on my site...sorry.
- I will pick five random winners.
- I will ship the prizes to anywhere in the world. This contest isn't just for Americans but if you are from outside the United States, the rules of your country apply to this contest/giveaway.
- Make sure you have messaging enabled so I can message you that you are a winner.
- Bribery is accepted
- Contest ends at 4:37AM on Friday June 29th...Honolulu time.
What are the prizes?
- The gift of air from my lungs. This is the best gift in the whole universe. Basically, I breathed in some oxygen and it got transported by my red blood cells to the rest of my body and at some point the oxygen is exchanged for carbon dioxide. You are getting carbon dioxide.
- Not only will you receive carbon dioxide but you will also receive a plethora of potential pathogens that I may have accidentally breathed in over the course of my day. Not too long ago I had a sinus infection so cross your fingers because you may get some of that.
- Air and not the syntho-pop duo but the stuff you breathe.
So there you have it, Xanga. That is my totally awesome excellent contest giveaway.
And the contest begins....right now
That's it! I can't believe you read that and this is the portion of small print that appears at the end of all contests. If you are reading this then I think you're awesome but for some reason it doesn't show up as being really small. Fix yo' shit, Xanga.Good luck and may the odds be in your favor!
Comments (82)
Seems legit.
Air? Who needs air? I bet it's not Monsanto approved!!
@Xbeautifully_broken_downX - It's totally legit and there's no cost. You are the first entry in the contest giveaway. YES!
@Xbeautifully_broken_downX - Don't be sucked in!
@Relic47 - No, no, no...it meets all pesticide requirements
@godfatherofgreenbay - CANNOT CONTAIN THE FEELS!
I send you tea and you might send the air you breathe? sound legitimateand suspiciously like some HOT air which will get to everyone in the world anyway but, who can resist contests?
@Xbeautifully_broken_downX - good thing you're not allergic to feelings
I think it sounds thrilling.
@starmanjones - contests are fun and I'm not even requiring you to subscribe to magazines. I would send you the tea I brewed today. I brewed 3 quarts of that orange concoction I told you about and then I brewed 3 quarts of a peach tea and added some powdered lemonade to it. I'm letting it sit in the fridge overnight before I take a drink.
@EmilyandAtticus - it's the best contest going on Xanga at the moment.
@godfatherofgreenbay - Indeed. That would be devastating.
@godfatherofgreenbay - :) this calls for bibery now
Wow! Carbon AND oxygen! And probably some nitrogen too! What a deal!
Meh, too much work.
The print showed up small on the private page but not on your main page. Odd. Anyway, I'm not very competitive, and when I do compete it ends up (well, we simply don't wish to go there). Meekly, I'll breathe the air here before I'm made to pay for it like the rain.
good thing there's no pics of you out on the web eating sausages or ice cream cones... 'cause that combined with that blowhard pic above and you'd be labeled forever...
Wait a second... somethings amiss!
definitely the best xanga contest going right now. (also the only one that i know about. but still. the best)
OH MAI GAWD, the exhalation from Godfatherofgreenbay! I can't imagine a better gift!
I'd save it, just in case you became a worldwide celebrity and then I'd proudly say "I HAZ GODFATHER'S BREATH!" and everyone would be totally jealous of me, so I'd put it up for auction and it would sell for more money than any famous artifact/painting has ever sold. You'd be famous, I'd be filthy rich ... win-winHm. I missed the actual part of the contest. But ok!
What will you use to package the said air?
I thought you gave us your hot air through your posts!