Alright, Xanga, I'm in such a good mood lately and you have been so nice to me that I've decided to pay it forward so to speak and have decided to do a contest/giveaway. I have tons of this good stuff and I need to get rid of it. Basically I just want to show you how much I care for Xanga and how much I love this community and how we can do something here that doesn't revolve around drama. Also, this is in no way a clever ruse to gain popularity, Top Blog status, sex from Xangans, and more Xanga friends. This is a legitimate contest/giveaway.
So how does it work?
- Recommend this post as many times as you want. You can click the heart on my page, link it to your pulses, or post about my totally awesome excellent Xanga contest/giveaway.
- Liking this post via Facebook will also help spread the cause.
- You can win and you don't even have to be my friend...sorry to people I blocked. More than likely if I blocked you I consider you a bigot or a racist so I don't want the likes of you on my site...sorry.
- I will pick five random winners.
- I will ship the prizes to anywhere in the world. This contest isn't just for Americans but if you are from outside the United States, the rules of your country apply to this contest/giveaway.
- Make sure you have messaging enabled so I can message you that you are a winner.
- Bribery is accepted
- Contest ends at 4:37AM on Friday June 29th...Honolulu time.
What are the prizes?
- The gift of air from my lungs. This is the best gift in the whole universe. Basically, I breathed in some oxygen and it got transported by my red blood cells to the rest of my body and at some point the oxygen is exchanged for carbon dioxide. You are getting carbon dioxide.
- Not only will you receive carbon dioxide but you will also receive a plethora of potential pathogens that I may have accidentally breathed in over the course of my day. Not too long ago I had a sinus infection so cross your fingers because you may get some of that.
- Air and not the syntho-pop duo but the stuff you breathe.
So there you have it, Xanga. That is my totally awesome excellent contest giveaway.
And the contest begins....right now
That's it! I can't believe you read that and this is the portion of small print that appears at the end of all contests. If you are reading this then I think you're awesome but for some reason it doesn't show up as being really small. Fix yo' shit, Xanga.Good luck and may the odds be in your favor!
Comments (82)
Whoa! Sign me up for a piece of that! Is it like the Perri-air in Spaceballs?
DO WANT.
You have caught my attention!
Totally Rec'ed this post!!!! Makes me wanna open a Facebook page just to give it more views! (not really) Must... think... up... bribes! Must... win.... this contest! I could like ebay that air in like ten years for like a million bucks!!! Ya know!
BEST...CONTEST...EVER.
Considering the prevailing winds blow from west to east, I probably have already breathed in quite a bit of your air...
Bribery, you say? What are we talking here? Lol
Do you realize, instead of giving it away, you could be selling it at a high premium in the black markets of Spaceball One?
Seems legit to me :3
I look forward to winning ;)
had to rec on principle.... btw, which end is the air being collected????
Man, that's going to cost a fortune to ship...
i'm not going to participate in this contest because i'm in a generous mood and i'd like to see someone else win.
This is rigged!
@starmanjones - I found some interesting teas in my parents' pantry the other day. They should make for some awesome iced tea
@carolinavenger - it's such a great deal and there are no strings attached
@Rob_of_the_Sky - well that's ok, you've somehow been mysteriously entered
@sleekpunk - I wish we had the rain, is there anyway we can make a trade
@xplorrn - oh man, I think I've told you about one of my high school yearbooks. For homecoming one year we had a banana eating contest but the thing was the contestants had to have their arms tied behind their backs. Well they got a shot of one of my classmates "eating" the banana. It looks like he took tips from Jenna Jameson. And it's right there in the yearbook.
@leaflesstree - it's the gift that keeps on giving
@Thatslifekid - everything is totally legit
@MzSilver - hmmm I use the regular font settings in the Xanga editor. The only one I toyed with was the second to last sentence. It's strange because it doesn't look any different any time I view it. I could also have my browser zoomed in more than usual.
@promisesunshine - yes, that is exactly why I could say it is the best one going today
@Cestovatelka - YES...EVERYONE WINS! Plus this could be awesome because Godfather's Breath sounds like it would make for an awesome paint color or variety of flower.