This isn't a motivational post but if you find something funny you're allowed to laugh.
I like freckles.
I'm balding so I wear baseball hats and I've taken to collecting minor league team hats.
I want to see the new Batman movie but it will be crowded and people will have to sit next to me so I will probably forgo wearing deodorant and do a workout beforehand and then when they sit next to me I'll put my arm around them and say, "OH SNAP! You're going to be my Batman buddy. This is going to be so much fun. Can you believe Batman dies?"
I like boobs.
I like bald chicks.
I'd like to meet Mitt Romney so we can discuss job creation and underwear.
I hate the Obama commercial that says, "What a president believes is important". I think that's a subtle strike at Mormonism. And four years ago it seemed like everyone was attacking him for being a Muslim or an atheist.
I've also come to loathe all this talk about tax returns. Wasn't it like 4 years ago when everyone on one side was harping about birth certificates? Now the other side is harping about tax returns. They're all rotten children.
I watched Boy Meets World on MTV2 the other day. I don't see what the big deal is. It wasn't that good.
I like short walks on the beach at dawn.
I was digging around in some of my old CDs and I found a couple of CDs that made me want to have a listening party. One was called Sex-O-Rama volume 2. It’s a collection of 70s style porn music. The other is called “Music to Make Love By”. It’s all sorts of trance and triphop. I just have no one to listen to them with just like I have no one to eat cheese with. They are definitely not fun to listen to alone. Drop me a line if you’re interested in listening to some music. Gosh…can you smell the desperation?
I could really go for some saltwater taffy.
I think more girls need to read Fifty Shades of Grey and when they are frustrated they should give me a call. See...desperation.
While I was away I played a lot of Medal of Honor on my PS3. I beat it and I defeated global terrorism. You're welcome.
Conan O'Brien did a joke about Chris Christie enjoying pie. That's something else we have in common but I think the kind of pie I enjoy is much different. Sorry...desperation coming through once again.
Does anyone besides me watching this dating show "Excused"? I sometimes think I'm the only one because whenever the contestants are told that they could be excused they are shocked.
So a girl I once liked until she called me a retard for having a differing political opinion just said she enjoys chest hair because of Fifty Shades of Grey. I used to have a nice forest going but then I decided to cook shirtless.
I want to go to Pondamonium. The concert features Garbage and The Flaming Lips. Hmmm...it's a shame I can't stand out in the sun for anything over 15 minutes.
That is...AWESOME! I hope @americanalien covers that version. I still want to see it. That would make that show so much better and the interactions with Sam the butcher would be meaningful. Well I once declared a war on Hanukkah at Walmart because they didn't carry Hanukkah cards, menorahs, or yarmulkes. I'm horrible at my piano and my Jewish piano. Such a failure. Tastes like matzo The only piece of ass I can get...desperation Hard to believe that show is coming to an end. It won't end well. Drop me a line if you want to read this. Poetic? That guy has the longest neck. I think I have a future dancing for the larger fans of Chippendales. OK that's pretty clever. SCIENCE! So Mountain Dew can glow in the dark. Why would you want to drink that junk?
@StrawberrySunrises - I don't know. I just like saying the main character of the movie dies to people who want to sit right next to me at the theater. It's my way of telling them that if they continue to sit next to me they will have a running commentary from a guy who has already seen the movie and will basically ruin it for them.
the difference between Romney refusing to release his tax returns and Obama releasing his birth certificate is just that. a big difference. Obama was born in the U.S. Romney is not producing his tax returns because he seems to think not doing so in spite of pressure even from his side beats what would happen if he produced them. that's what i think as well as what many republicans and economists think. equating both as the same is like saying because loborn and teapot are trolls everyone else on xanga is a troll.
the obama commercial about what a person believes has nothing to do with mormonism. Obama, unlike many of the haters who insist he's a Muslim though he is a Christian has never attacked romney for being a mormon or a muslim. that ad is about economics
i think what a president believes is important too. and i think that photo with the homeless guy in front of romney's shop is more than enough to back that up. and if it's a subtle dig against mormonism. whatever. it's not like the religion thing is the one that keeps that crazy nutball out of office. (i hope)
i think women's imaginations are better than men's. and now i'm really disgusted that i have no free time. because i have #3 in my possession for weeks now and no time to read. it's been so long since i read a book, i forget who gets tied up.
I've sort of been avoiding 50 Shades of Grey because all of the excepts I've read featured worse writing than even the Twilight series is famous for. Chapter 23 is especially appalling. I find nothing sexy about bloody tampons. Or a guy who stalks a girl after being told she needs her space. Call me nutty.
Alice Cooper would be the only thing to make that show worth watching. ::::prayerful pose :::: Oh please....oh please....
The Dew glow intrigues me. It's difficult to find something that is both sexy and terrifying simultaneously.
@TheSutraDude - you obviously aren't getting why I'm upset with people on both sides demanding papers. As for the Mormonism...if I'm taking that out of that commercial I am sure there are plenty of other people getting that message as well.
@promisesunshine - exactly, I think that is so poetic. Religion has kept people out of office. Al Smith ran for the presidency and GOP candidacy numerous times and lost because of anti-Catholic hysteria. I try reading the erotica stuff and sometimes it's nice and sometimes it's boring. I guess it's like Mounds and Almond Joy.
@ZombieMom_Speaks - see the thing I've found out about that Fifty Shades is that it was originally a Twilight fan fiction and then it got changed because it was popular. From what I've read it is awful. I sometimes catch The Brady Bunch on one of my cable networks and I have to say Robert Reed was such a good actor. He appeared to be such a loving guy and actually looked like he worshiped Carol but he definitely didn't like her or her kind. I heard he was sort of hard to work with. In fact he didn't like a script for the last episode of the season so he refused to be in the episode and that turned out to be the very last episode of the show so the patriarch wasn't in the very last episode. I always want to try that thing with the Mountain Dew but it would mean I'd have to drink it. And don't say dump it down the sink because I'd feel guilty for wasting money.
@godfatherofgreenbay - Obama has been clear and consistent and has explained many times what he means by the difference between what he and Romney believe. it's economic, the need for a strong middle class vs. an ideology of trickle down economics and giving the rich more tax breaks while taxing the middle class more. i've not heard Obama once denounce Romney's religious beliefs. sure there are people who are going to read something else into what Obama means by difference. some are going to think he's pointing out Romney is white or he's shorter than Obama or Romney sucks at basketball. today Glenn Beck said John McCain is in lock step with the Muslim Brotherhood because McCain strongly criticized Michelle Bachmann for calling a top aide to Hilary Clinton a secret Muslim Brotherhood operative. Glenn Beck also said the FBI and the military are doing the work of the Muslim Brotherhood. there are nut cases in the world for sure and there are people who believe them.
as for handing over papers...Obama showed his birth certificate long ago yet people still say he was not born here. Romney is refusing to reveal his tax returns, standard vetting for Presidents. today his wife said "we've shown you people enough". how arrogant is that? Romney handed over many years, 20 i believe, of tax returns to McCain when Romney was being considered to run with McCain as his VP choice. McCain then chose Palin. that speaks volumes.
@theKisSilent - no I'm not sure if he does or not. If I remember correctly in the comic book Bane broke Batman's back leaving him a paraplegic but I just check out some early returns from the movie and it's all good.
@Peridot21 - I almost bought that one a few years ago. I just love minor league teams. I don't know why it is. I think it's because the mascots are intriguing. I have an old Madison Black Wolves hat. I can't even find one because the team has been defunct for so long. Here's the logo. Now the team in Madison, the Mallards, is part of a cool league that showcases college players that didn't get drafted. One of the big name pictures on the Chicago White Sox came out of that league for a team in La Crosse. Then there was the old Madison Muskies. They were a farm team for the Oakland A's so we got to see Jose Canseco.