No clue, I just use random title generators.
Band name or Mitt Romney's running mate?
"I know it was you at Chik-Fil-A, Fredo. You broke my heart." Oh and by the way, congratulations, America! Congratulations on politicizing a fucking fast food restaurant that serves shitty food. You should be proud of yourselves. Gold stars for everybody!
With promotions like that it's no wonder Chik-Fil-A is popular. I really could go for a switchblade or a switchblade comb.
I bet they printed that from a printer that was made with slave labor. I bet those clothes were made in sweatshops. OH THE POOR CHICKENS!
Best quote ever #Wisconsin
Did you know Wisconsin is responsible for 90% of the world's brandy consumption. Yeah, the entire world...90%. Have you ever had a brandy old fashioned sweet? #Wisconsin
That's what my mom told me. She also said I had a face perfect for radio but then my mom always made sure I wasn't carrying a sawed-off shotgun when I left the house.
Flying squirrels? The regular ones are bad enough. I'm trying to get money to buy an AK47 so I can pick those nasty little rats off in my backyard.
Hannah Miley...she gets the best of both worlds in the Disney Universe
My thoughts exactly
Olympics or gay porn?
I should totally start stripping.
I often get confused for George Clooney's ugly dimwitted brother.
The human race disgusts me.
Let the nightmares commence!
And that's two for flinching.
Also, here's the thing people, I want to do one of them vlog things. Fatty is suffering from vanity so I want to get in front of a camera. This means you now have the opportunity to ask me anything so ask me anything. ASK ME ANYTHING!