If the "gh" in "enough" is pronounced as "f" and the "o" in "women" makes the short "i" sound and the "ti" in "nation" is pronounced with the "sh" sound then the word "fish" can be spelled "ghoti" and if the "gh" in "though" is silent along with the "o" in "people" and the "t" in "ballet" along with the "i" in "business" then the word "ghoti" is silent and that means there are no fish. Welcome to the English language, bitches. Sorry saw that on Tumblr and remembered the first time I ever taught spelling class.
Anyway, I'm bummed tonight.
It's filled with Lady Gaga and One Direction cds.
Be careful, dem hoes will bury you one day
I guess that is why I'm so depressed. I am nowhere near Ludacris.
I think Usain Bolt would lose to the majority of these stereotypes I mean characters.
I think I have something to keep me occupied while everyone is having fun with their contests.
It's always fun driving through the Amish settlements and watching the Amish and Amlets using skateboards and inline skates.
Buy One, Get One Free מדוע אני אפילו לנסות להתיידד באתר זה אין לי שמץ של מושג. אני בספק אם אתה בכלל אכפת.
Pee Wee always wins just as long as he gets his bike out of storage from the basement at the Alamo.
Synchronized Squirting or Charlie Sheen goddess tryouts?
Revenge is a dish best served cold and covered in parsley.
It's a Scare-Cruise. It keeps closeted Toms away.
I should probably start using that quote on dating sites although I have teeth.
Oh Wonka, you're so funny.
I think we should start protesting that the government legalize plural marriage.
Oh Hank, you're so smart.
I think this guy sees women as nothing more than objects.
Since I can't be a part of any Xanga contest I'm going to do my own. Print this out and color it. Hopefully someone tolerates me.
Maybe I'm glad I don't take part in any of those contests.
Fucking' a, Dude. I'm off to have a Caucasian or three and hopefully by then I'm passed out or lit up so much that I decide to go work on my art project.