So earlier this week I found a website called Fifty Shades Generator. It creates random passages with random words that sound like it could be from the book. I laughed pretty hard when I first saw these so I thought I should capture myself reading them. I hope you enjoy. Oh and the words are probably NSFW because they have some naughtiness to them so don't go rating my site EX but if you love me you could rate it A or B...please.
I think my site is panda coffee Well I guess if I'm going to pitch a tent I better be safe about it Mountain Dew, you better keep your promises and give it this name. I need that for my doors at my house even though no one comes to visit and the only porn I'd film is solo work. It's produced by Jerry Bruckheimer. Oh The Onion has been golden with this Akin controversy. The new reality show to hit TLC, Toddlers and Terrorists. "So what do you mean you haven't accept Jesus as your personal Savior?" I've heard of Russian mail order brides but never Russian mail order moms. Mitt Romney may have magical underwear but Obama has magic and Miss Cleo on his side. Oh Bill, you rascal. So I bought season 6 of Dexter and finally got around to watching it. Wow. That's about all I can say but I'm only 3 episodes in. Have a great night.
Your first vlog was enough for me to get the idea that 50 shades wouldn't even get me to spend a dollar on it if it were a reject showing up at the dollar store. From what you read, I kinda sorta get the idea of what it probably looks like inside one of those windowless buildings flashing a broken neon sign:
I cannot tell you how much I enjoyed you reading those ridiculous passages to me. They made me literally laugh out loud, which I hardly ever find anything THAT funny anymore. It was especially great to see you crack up and then try to become "erotic" again. I'm still smiling.
So I have to come back and watch the rest of these, but I have to tell you that both me and my brother were rolling around laughing so hard at the first one. He actually told me to turn it off because he couldn't breathe XD
Ok... I'm going to admit that I didn't watch all the videos because on the second, I thought I was going to throw up! If these women think that is what sex is....they need to go back to the harlequin porn novels! Sex is this awesome experience that not all women... or men for that matter... get to experience. It helps if you have a good partner and on occasion, willing to try something different. This wasn't different. This was gross! If this is what 50 Shades of Grey turns out... it gets the report card grade of F!
You on the other hand... A. Good job for what I saw!
Darn, can't your vlogs these right now. No headphones. So I saw the first two seasons of dexter but couldn't really get into the 3rd. Now everyone is raving about the latest seasons so I think I'll give it another try.
@Kellsbella - That's not you, that is a photo of my ex girlfriend. Yeah sometimes I have to dump such losers in my life.@hesacontradiction - Neither Bill or Obama had a crystal ball but at least they have patience. I hope the impatient voters decide not to dump Obama, the alternative will be seen in hindsight.
@Unstoppable_Inner_Strength - sort of like the real book, from what I've heard the real book uses terms like that for the sex stuff. That means it had to be written by a 12 year old.
@sleekpunk - well if you have an ereader and you ever get curious about 50 Shades let me know
@kaitlove__xx - I am glad you enjoyed and I'm also glad you did a vlog. From what someone told me, there are terms like that in the real book so I don't know how people could get enjoyment from it. I hope you don't mind but I recommended your video.
@emily_shannon - I'm glad the both of you enjoyed. I think I have found a new purpose for vlogging.
@hesacontradiction - Well some people have said there are extremely juvenile terms for sex in the books but I haven't started reading it yet but I am glad you enjoyed
@complicatedlight - I had a teacher in high school that had a photo of Bill on the wall of his face superimposed over the body of W.C. Fields with a cartoon bubble that read, "She was my little chickadee."
@AncoraImparo - Yeah I thought the third season of Dexter really dragged on, so far it's my least favorite. I think you could skip it and you wouldn't really miss anything because they don't really reference things from that season. Now I'm watching 6 and they are referencing things from 1 and 4. I love it but I have to say season 6 is a little demented because they are playing up this religion storyline.
@Kellsbella - I am glad you enjoyed. I was thinking of doing more of these but I might have to do some other readings too. You were in the Dells?
@Roadkill_Spatula - those are my chili pepper lights. I just put them up last summer and I sort of like having them in my den.
@BranmacFeabhail - I was reading somewhere about how the Republican party is so backwards. They are going after voter fraud when there have only been 10 cases in the past 12 years yet there are 32,000 women per year that become pregnant from rape.
@godfatherofgreenbay - Yes. I have family in Milwaukee, Oconomowoc, Madison, and Deer somethingruther. I don't know if I should fork out the cash to attend my cousin's "Renaissance" wedding. How gay is that? Then again, they all do the Irish dancing, so it's akin to going to the Irishfest in WI (which I find awfully fun...I'm very good at being the Riverdance faker.)