I'm 2 Legit 2 Quit
I actually feel like I have nothing to say. I was going to do some vlogs but I lost track of time and it will take a while to upload them to youtube. First world problems. Anyway this is one of them things floating around Xanga that I said I'd do but I didn't get around to it until now.
Alphabet of Me
A. Ambidextrous I write with both hands
B. Bipedal I walk on my own two legs
C. Cheesy Mostly because I'm from Wisconsin
D. Distracted Why in the hell did he excuse her, she was awesome and had at least half a brain?
E. Erotic Remember when I wrote dirty haikus?
G. Glib Tom Cruise hates me
H. Hagar the Horrible can you name me any other funny comic strip about a Viking?
I. Irreverent like I care what you think
J. Jerk the best movie and title describing my current love life
K. Kvetsch I do it best
L. Lemony lemons improve everything, look what adding lemon flavoring did for Coke and Pepsi. Xanga you should add lemon to the site so it will be better. Politics would be better if more people supported the Lemon Party.
M. Mannish I'm a man that's spelled M-A-child-N
N. Nonchalant meh
O. Octomom shut up she's a handsome woman
P. Phenomenally passionate I bet you wish you could find out why
Q. Quixotic I once was on a quest to save or destroy Xanga. I failed.
R. Round Mound of Resound I'm loud just ask me
S. Stereotyped Just because I'm German I don't have to love sauerkraut and rules and just because I'm Irish I don't have to love whiskey and just because I'm Native American I don't have to live in a tipi or at a casino.
T. Typical I am a guy after all
U. Usinger's it's not summer without them, isn't that right Uecker?
V. Verbose and that's why I think I don't get a lot of comments.
W. Wonky how I feel most days
X. Xerotic well certain parts of me are
Y. Yiddish Baruikn or I'll kick you in the schmeckle schlemiel schlemazel
Z. Zoic Some days more than others
And now for something completely different
Saichel krigt men nisht oif di berzeh.
Jesus, look out!
Rest in peace...this is Armstrong's best song
Real talk right there
Well that's good to know
I bet they are hauling a bunch of sappy CDs
I didn't notice.
Best license ever!
Ask not what your country can do for you but how many ollies you can do for your country.
And this post is kaput