OK, class, I'm in a poor mood due to the Packers game. I graded your last assignment
and you get a B. I should never grade assignments while watching football but those replacement refs sucking dong.
Here's your next assignment:
What are your powers? Are you a hero or a villain? How awesome are you?
Make sure you answer two questions. You can answer three for extra credit. Also make sure you answer the questions underneath the picture in question B.
Get to work.
A. While not actually President at the time, I would love to have seen Teddy Roosevelt’s October 14, 1912 speech in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, which he gave shortly after taking a bullet in the chest in an assassination attempt. I mean, the line “Don’t you pity me. I am all right. I am all right, and you cannot escape listening to my speech either…” now that’s memorable. Also, “…fortunately I had my manuscript, so you see I was going to make a long speech, and there is a bullet - there is where the bullet when through - and it probably saved me from it going into my heart. The bullet is in me now, so that I cannot make a very long, speech, but I will try my best.” How badass is that?
B.I have a black t-shirt with a huge pint of Guinness on it and it says "Size Matters" so my superpower is that I can make myself any size I want. I can elongate like Apache Chief. However I can't make myself bigger in the one place that matters.
C. Take the Skinheads Bowling Next to Hitler