More rain. Less sleep.  No job.

This is why I don't want to grow old.

Colleges and universities will soon be starting classes and signs like this one will find their way into dorms nationwide.

Maybe I should work for the evil empire.

Seriously, who didn't see this coming.  If I worked at Wal-mart I could either get a discount or steal one.

Face it, we Americans are dumb.

We are also racist.

Well I am going to try to get some sleep, but before I go to bed I think I may just have my house servant bring my a drink.