August 25, 2007

  • I like beer.


    Jodie Sweetin with her new love interest is starting to look happy and healthy and finally meth free.


    Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz....well she looks the complete opposite of Jodie Sweetin


    Hahahahaha because they commit suicide to get to heaven.  For those that don't understand there is a popular adult website called Suicide Girls.  It is an alternative (in the good sense) porn site.  The girls are girls you wouldn't expect to be posing nude.  The ones all pierced up and tattooed and basically the girls you see working at music stores and are so in love with but you can't say anything to them because you are intimidated by them.


    Even Darth Vader has started hiring illegal immigrants.


    Wow, kittens can be downright naughty.  Lick that pussy.  You see I say that because another name for a cat is pussy therefore by yelling, "Lick that pussy" I am refering to the cat licking the other cat and nothing sexual.  I guess having to explain it makes me seem like a giant nerd and pervert.


    This is another reason why I only lasted one year in wrestling


    This is why I am a fan of volleyball


    Here's hoping your weekend is as good as this guy's.