The media has been blowing up in recent weeks with coverage of the ongoing Michael Vick saga.  He did plead guilty to charges but the language was rather ambiguous that it might not actually imply he had anything to do with the fighting.  It is almost as if he was pleading no contest.  To me, it appears that Michael Vick set some of his childhood friends up in a rather lush house because they knew him before he was famous.  Then they needed work so Vick bankrolled their dog fighting business, if you can call it that.  Vick eventually got into the fighting and began making decisions and killing the useless dogs.  Of course this is just how it appears to me.  I am not convicting Vick or sentencing him but the evidence really appears as if he was a major part of the operations.

Some day the dogs will get their revenge.

Vick is losing a lot of money.  Hopefully he spent and invested wisely.  The Atlanta Falcons want $22 million back because of his violations to his contract.  I don't think any of the brands he sponsors have kept him as a spokesman.

Michael Vick's new jersey will soon be flying off the shelves.

This is a new chew toy that has been marketed in the past few weeks. 

Yes, the dogs are getting their revenge!  I have read that the ASPCA of Atlanta has received hundreds and maybe thousands of Vick jerseys that they have used to make bedding for dogs in the shelters. 

Hopefully Vick never crosses this dog's path.

I strongly feel that Michael Vick has played his last game in the NFL.  It is possible that when he is released from prison he might be able to play again unless the commissioner of the NFL steps in and bans Vick from the game for life, which I think is appropriate for this crime.  He was never a superior quarterback but he brought a lot of excitement to the game and could basically make any play a highlight play on ESPN.  The Falcons never dominated while he was their quarterback.  I could see Vick playing running back for 30 teams in the NFL but of course he will be near 30 when he gets out of prison so don't expect it.  Vick is done. If Vick's career was a dog in the dog fighting community he would be soaked in water and then shocked with a cattle prod and if he was still alive, he would be strangled to death.  Hopefully he did find Jesus as he claims and learns from all this.

The last few days I have been somewhat sick.  It always happens to me when the weather jumps from one extreme to the other.  One day it is barely getting in the 60s and then the next it is in the 90s.  It really wreaks havoc on my body and my sinuses.  I am one big ache today.  I just hurt all over.

I haven't done a comic entry in some time so here goes

So is this supposed to be Iwo Jima or Germany?  I know the pose is Iwo Jima which is Japan therefore Hitler wouldn't be there.  Also what is up with the zombie like creature next to dead Hitler?  This is another of the great What-If books that Marvel put out.  Personally I never thought about this topic because I was lead to believe, by Captain America comics, that Captain America single-handedly won World War 2.

So when are you coming out of the closet, Batman?  Batman, it isn't the size that matters.

Worst cross-over ever

So here is another gay comic cover featuring one of the Dynamic Duo.  A boy wants Robin.  I always thought the Batman comic had ancient Greek overtones to it.  Batman "tutors" a young boy and they live together and do everything together and now in this comic Robin is going to have to wrap his package and deliver it to this boy.  Sick. 

Superman, you dick.  You must have a small penis because you always overcompensate by bringing in things that are bigger.  Also this was Batman's feeble attempt to prove he isn't gay.

Rainbow?  Isn't that the symbol for Gay Pride?

Catman was an obvious rip-off of Batman.  Just to clear that up right away.  I just love how he is holding the machine gun by the barrel and the three Germans are just so scared.  Hell I would be scared too if a guy dressed as a cat broke down a brick wall and grabbed my machine gun.  SIGH...all these Batman cartoons are making me sound gay.

WOW!  Racism abounds here.  Just look at the Japanese with their slanted eyes and buckteeth and pencil thin moustaches.  Bucky is your all-American boy next door.  Toro is a flamer...gayness abounds in comics what can I say.  Knuckles is your stereotypical drunken Irish brawler.  Whitewash...hell I won't even go there.  Jeff is the brain and Tubby solves problems by eating.  Seriously why aren't there any Captain Wonder movies?  And people thought Don Imus was offensive.

FINALLY!!!!!!!! Something straight.  This takes me back to high school.  A group of guys were having a snowball fight with a group of girls.  One of the guys in our group went running after a girl and anyway he ended up slipping on the snow and to break his fall he put his hands out and grabbed one of the girls' breasts.  She came down with him and then she slapped him and punched him, giving him a bloody nose in the process.  Ah, the good old days! (It wasn't me)

I am still in awe that the people of Smallville didn't figure it out.  Also confusing about this cover is the fact that Superboy is saying he is a meal fit for a king and a queen.  Two things about that: first, the people eating the meal are two men and I guess queen is a term for homosexual men; second, Superboy is saying what a big meal he is, therefore proving again that he has a tiny penis.  One more thing, weren't the Kents farmers?  Maybe they got into some wacky hijinx because of their son and had to become a butler and maid.

Aquaman? a dick?  or maybe he is just another in the long line of male lovers that Batman has loved over the years?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!  Rainbows, people back then were so innocent.

Until next time enjoy this, to help make you straight....don't go there if you teach Kindergarten.