Not much has happened recently other than finishing my beer club and grilling ribs yesterday.  My life is pretty boring.  I do feel like I am turning into the main character from Alfred Hitchcock's Read Window.  As I type this I am looking out a window watching my neighbors have a fight.  Fun times.  I need something to cheer me up.  It's time for random funny pictures or funny in my mind with my assholish comments.

This is one of the best advice columns I have ever read.  I guess Miriam didn't want to touch the obvious and went straight for something the woman actually needed help with.  So what if her husband wears lingerie.  I guess it is her loss.  I would be a bad advice columnist.

This is one of the best photos I have ever seen.

Why am I turning into a dedraphiliac?

I love Chinese knock-offs.  See this is why they have such cheap merchandise, they just change the name and logo slightly to achieve a subconscious desire to purchase the merchandise. 

Another Chinese knock-off.  Strange, one of my exgirlfriends said I was a ball star.

I wonder what they serve at this place.  I hope it is just cabbage. 

Europeans are more open to that sort of stuff.

Wow, American Eagle sure is getting preachy.

Yeah, man, this is the best place to get your drugs, man.  I guess the name of the store is a self-fulfilling prophecy as to who will shop there: drug-seeking hippies.  You got any vicodin, man?

So with the couple on the bottle I think this is the new Viagra in spray can form. 

Chuck E. Cheese is having a little too much fun in between birthday parties.  I always have wondered what type of shenanigans took place behind the scenes with the people in those costumes.  Also I bet many of them follow The Flaming Lips on tour.

Well if the give oral sex as a side dish then they are truly crazy.  It should be the main course.

Hmmm, Dix? gift she will love?  Then after she goes here I can go to Krazy May's.

Here's to another night of nothing.