So it feels like Tuesday even though it is Wednesday.  This feeling is because of the three day weekend where Monday became Sunday thus making Tuesday feel like Monday and Wednesday feeling like Tuesday.  Hopefully my Thursday will feel like Thursday or Friday and not a Wednesday.  Confused?  Let's go look at funny pictures.

This is cruelty in a subtle sense.

This is from La Crosse, WI's Cathedral of Praise although it is no longer called Cathedral of Praise.  Reading this I am beginning to think that they want to lock the girl scouts in the tomb thereby curing America of it's obesity problems, but those girl scout cookies are so delicious....I need some Samoas.

The best deal in all of Las Vegas.  I am lonely so I did research on the brothels out there and well $300 for an hour's worth of service doesn't seem like a deal to me, but then it would be my only chance in life to be with a porn star unless I get my film company up and running.  Hmm, I guess I have some options.  By the way if you are actually reading this I am only writing now to hear the sound of my own voice.  I really doubt people read my blog but just look at the pictures.

What every child wants in their Easter baskets, VINEGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  If I teach Sunday school or help I know what I am giving out for Easter.

This is where I have been eating as of late.  Not really but I like to pose as a bad ass even though I am best described as "moronically sweet" and not "bad ass".

Ughhhh, no way I am going here.  That must be some weird weekend ritual.  I wonder if Sen. Larry Craig has signed up yet.

This must be some crazy translation gone bad.  Could you imagine the uproar if this was on a sign in an American hospital?  I can't even bring myself to type the word cunt.  Oh wait.

But apparently he doesn't listen to my prayers.  All the Slayer must have damaged his ears.

This is why I eat my ramen noodles uncooked or without the flavor packet.

I am not one to judge a person's parenting style but this shows me a whole lot and lets me know that Lil' Derrick is going to have problems growing.  Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas is rated Mature.  A mature rating means that in order to purchase the game the buyer has to be over the age of 18 but people can play it but a 4 year old?  That is wrong.  I bet for the kid's presents the bought him a couple pornos and maybe a pack of cigarettes and a case of beer.

Now why didn't I ever do this in physics class or geometry?

Halloween is coming soon.  Make sure you go shopping so you can display your family's hatred for all races. 

I have a meeting now.