I watched part of the VMAs, probably the worst part.  Britney Spears needs to call it quits.  A lot of people were complaining about how Britney was jiggling and fat flying everywhere, well I am not one to accuse someone of being fat because well I have quite a bit of a weight problem myself, but at the start I actually thought she looked pretty good.  Of course, people who know me realize that this is me speaking and I am into any girl as long as she has a pulse.  Then the performance...yikes.  Britney was horrible.  She was not n'sync (me=nerd) with the music.  She was lipsynching and she was never in time and she was either ahead or behind, never on time.  Then I thought she was going to collapse.  I mean you would have thought that she has practiced this routine and was used to the rigors of dancing in front of a television broadcast.  I thought the VMAs would make history and show the first death of a performer due to heart attack.  During the show Britney was seen backstage crying.  She probably knows her career is over and the only thing that could salvage it would be a sex tape of a nude spread.  I don't think Playboy would even want her, maybe Plumpers or Hustler, only if she is lucky.  TMZ reported her crying but they said it might have been because hostess, Sarah Silverman(my new love interest), took a shot at Britney's kids by calling them precious mistakes.  Oh and I didn't even touch her music which sounded like she was stealing from Brother Ali.  I guess Britney saw how well it did for Avril to steal songs from the indie music scene so she should do it for herself.  I think the comparison to a Brother Ali song was about the only thing that kept my from jamming pencils in my eardrums.  Oh yeah also forgot to mention: VMAs, who really cares?