Yesterday I took the day off from my normal jackassery.  I sat down and remembered the tragic events that took place 6 years ago in New York City, Washington D.C. and the farmland of Pennsylvania.  I watched two movies, United 93 and World Trade Center.  I did notice that The History Channel had some specials on about the conspiracies that surround 9/11.  I cannot stomach to even think that people believe that the government blew up the trade center with secretly placed explosives or shot missiles into the pentagon to make it look like a plane crash.  It is naive to think that the government is perfect but to believe President Bush ordered three flights to be routed to a secret hangar where the passengers were executed and then send military planes loaded with explosives into the buildings is just foolish.  I am one of the first that would criticize the Bush administration but to think that he knowingly killed innocent civilians is just a little too far-fetched for me.  There is a part of me that believes the government knew the attacks were imminent but did nothing.  How could the best intelligence agency in the world not know this was coming.  Hell, we knew about Pearl Harbor but did nothing because we thought it wouldn't happen and then enemy was incapable of an attack.  This is what I think happened on 9/11.  It wasn't another Gulf of Tonkin.  Anyway we have to move on from these attacks and persevere.  We can't go back in time to change what happened.  We have to live with the fact that there are people out there that hate America so much that they are willing to kill themselves in order to inflict pain in our country. 

In the sake of moving on I am going to try to be funny and less preachy.

Jenna Jameson will soon disappear due to rapid weight loss.  Supposedly she had her breast implants removed.  Well, this picture the only thing that reminds me of the old Jenna is her implants.  When I had DARE in my classroom the police officer showed pictures of meth addicts.  I'm not accusing, I'm just saying.

More Vanessa Hudgens.  This is another photo of her that has surfaced.  I bet a year or two from now she will be repenting through the tabloids for a sex tape.  Apparently this might be one of many that she sent to Drake Bell, star of Nickelodeon's Drake and Josh.  She sent them because she was crushing on him major before she was famous for whatever it is that she does.  I wish I was a teenage star back in the day.

Just when I thought Britney Spears' career was over.  She shows up after the VMAs with one of her old tactics.  This was taken not long after the show was over.  Apparently, Britney now knows that the only way to keep people talking about her is by flashing her minge.

I have been off and on in my viewing of Rock of Love with Bret Michaels.  The person I placed bets on whom he would pick was expelled and then my favorite brainless sperm dumpster Mormon was evicted.  Yes, that is castmate Brandi C.  After she was evicted she went on to do "better" things but under the name Brittany and it was only a one-time thing.  This is where most of the girls in Flavor of Love or Rock of Love are destined I guess.
 
Meet M.C. Hammer's love child with Joe Dirt.

Out with a bang?