I am getting sick of hearing all this crap about Madeline McCann.  It really bugs me that the media will not let this poor little girl rest in peace.  I understand that the media needs little dead blond girls to boost ratings but this is getting bad.  Come on, her parents definitely had something to do with her disappearance.  You cannot tell me that responsible parents would leave a 4 year old in charge of 2 younger children while the parents went out for dinner.  That bugs me and if anyone besides the parents had something to do with her disappearance the parents should be charged because they are just as much to blame because they left her alone. 

O.J. Simpson is back in the news and this time for a robbery at a casino.  Looks like the Heisman curse has struck again.

I hate the media, but I love making fun of comics.

Speaking of O.J., this is an ad for a line of cleats that he hawked.  Sort of creepy ad seeing they are all purpose cleats, they can even help you get away with a double murder.  Too bad the slogan isn't: "They'll help you cut left and slash right"

So what is the point?  Superboy is stronger than a chimp?  I'm stronger than a chimp.  This isn't that spectacular.  The people in the crowd seem amused.  Maybe the chimp is mocking Superboy.  I doubt it.  People in the 1950s were so naive.

More gay stuff from Batman only this time it involves S&M. 

I don't think they are at the bottom of the world.  I think they landed on the planet of the dickheads.  Seriously, what are those things?  I am surprised that this comic wasn't censored.  It sure looks like a penis to me. 

Look closely.  Study.  If you can't spot what is wrong here, you need your eyes examined.

So when did the Punisher get a suit made of macaroni?

Oh, Congo Bill, why do you not think that Kongorilla isn't smart?  He has a sword, any monkey with a sword is a smart monkey in my book. 

I never really got into KISS.  They were sort of on the end of their career when I started getting into music.  I think the only song I ever remember KISS releasing was from Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey.  I just saw a commercial for the KISSology available at Wal-mart, and it was volume two.  Oh, I hope this is in their.  It is printed with KISS blood.  They most have been close to death if every issue had their blood in it.  Actually, each member put a drop of blood in the ink jets before it started printing so the amount of KISS blood wasn't that significant.  I can't believe these are the guys who taught me to rock and roll and party every day.

Superman is helping Jimmy with his diet again.  Superman is such a dick.  Jimmy, he will never leave you alone.  As long as you work with the mysterious Clark Kent, Superman will never leave you alone.  Jimmy, do you hear what I'm saying?  If you work with CLARK KENT, SUPERMAN will never leave you alone.  I can't believe they never figured it out.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I guess even superheroes like to get down with themselves.

OH MY GOD!!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?????  Lord of Gardens? Plant-Gorilla? Horent-Man? Mummy with Six HEads??? My brain is throbbing.

Well this is one of my favorite cartoons, Pathetic Geek Stories.  Look it up sometime.  This one is funny.  I mean we all do it but some more than others.  Some people get caught.  I feel sorry for those.  Oh I have caught so many people but that is another blog entry.  Now I must go take some tylenol after trying to figure out The House of Mystery.