Day: September 15, 2007

  • Warning: May Contain Small Traces of Humor

    Last night I went out with some good friends.  We went to a bar in Baraboo, WI.  This bar was nothing not your average bar.  It was haunted.  I couldn't sleep last night because of what happened to me.  IT was weird sitting at this bar and having the feeling of something grabbing my neck.  I will provide some links to articles about the bar in future days but right now I need something funny to get my mind on track.


    The Irish and their vices....funny. 


    Wow, this is really creepy, more creepy than the bar last night.


    WHOA!  If I said something like that i would be lynched.  I love this tag.  If only all clothing tags were this honest.


    So I take it Nazis have their own religion.  Actually, for the ignorant out there, the swastika is not originally a sign of the Nazis.  It is a predominate sign in Eastern religions and also of Midwestern Native American tribes, so na-na-na-boo-boo.


    If only they read my poetry, then I will never sit alone in the school cafeteria.


    YES! Even the dog gets it.


    Wow, I always made that snide comment, "If only there was hair around it."  Now I can buy this little merkin and make it easier to find my keyholes.  Who am I kidding?  I like my keyholes bare.  No this is not sexual.


    REDNECK WEDDING!!!! I think that will be the title of my first album.


    I would love this pic to be my cover art for my first album.  I have been to some pretty redneck weddings like ones that involved drinking before the ceremony and BMX bike jumping and car smashing and fireworks and tuxedo t-shirts and well...none of them had the classy yet trashy tractor.  Here's to hoping I get married to a redneck woman, but seriously, no.


    So this road in Marion County, Ohio has been nicknamed The American Autobahn.


    Interesting things a person finds on the country roads.


    Of all the nicknames this guy could have he goes by Derek.

    Well I need to go rinse off the evil ghouls.  Halloween at that bar must be a blast.  Screw your Halloween parties, come to Baraboo, WI to go out to the bar and I will set up some links in the upcoming days.