Teacher: “Class, for show and tell today, Billy would like to tell you some of his jokes. Please give him your undivided attention.”
*class applauds*

Billy: “Thank you Ms. Whitehead. Or should I say, Ms. Doodoohead!
*laughter*

Billy:
“Seriously though, it’s great to be here. This morning when I was
eating my Alphabets cereal, I started making words. Yeah, you’ve all
done it before, don’t be shy! *winks at Tiffany Burris* Anywho, I was
trying to spell out words with my cereal, and they were all coming out
the same! I was confused and could not figure it out. Then I realized
that I wasn’t eating Alphabets cereal…..they were Cheerios!
*laughter, Tiffany Burris picks nose*

Billy: “They other day, my dog farted and it smelled like…..the cat!”
*laughter*

Billy:
“Man, life is hard though. *smiles at Tiffany Burris* I went to go take
a Flintstones vitamin, and wouldn’t you know it, we were all out of
orange! I looked at my mom and said, ‘Orange you going to buy me more vitamins!’ Then I farted on the dog’s fat head!”
*laughter, Tiffany Burris eats booger*

Billy: “Anyone in the house a fan of Lincoln logs? *applause* Lincoln logs look like penises! You guys are gay!”
*laughter, Ms. Whitehead rushes to front of class*

Ms. Whitehead: “Well, thank you very much Billy, that was, interesting. You may take your seat now.”
*class applauds*

By the way, I was born at a very young age.