I like celebrity gossip.  I guess it helps me escape my crappy life.  I know these are old but who cares, it's celebrity gossip.

OK this isn't so much gossip other than I am totally enamored with Anna Kournikova.  Oh my goodness.  Is it me or does that tennis racket appear to be serving a dual purpose.  I bet she has a rabbit style grip.

Anne Hathaway, you really need more sun before you wear a bikini.  I think my retinas are burning.  Please cover up.  Normally I love women in bikinis but this is too white and unhealthy.

I can't wait for Flavor of Love 3.  I hope it has I Love New York 2 as the lead-in.  Bootz, I miss you.  Maybe VH-1 will give you a show.  Apparently all you have to do to get a show on VH-1 is have a pulse and surpass your 15 minutes of fame.  Hmmm, I have an idea...John Wayne Bobbit is in a house with 20 women and all them have convictions of assault against men and he has to find true love without getting the remainder of his real penis sliced off.  It could be called Slice of Love.

I don't know if Colt Brennan of the University of Hawaii classifies as a celebrity but his hair does.  That is the coolest.

Apparently all Jessica Simpson is good for these days is wearing shear tops that accentuate her luscious nipples.  Yes, I have problems but at least I know that chicken of the sea isn't really chicken.

Grandma?  Barbara Billingsley of Leave it to Beaver?  Either way Paris Hilton is looking like she is ready to enter the next phase of her life, the one where she stays at home and knits, bakes cookies, and hopefully isn't too harsh on the beaver.  Come on, you knew that is where I was going.

Maggie Gyllenhahl you are so hot.  I love the 50s pin-up/goth look.  For just giving birth she looks great.  DO NOT TELL ME ABOUT AIR-BRUSHING!!!!!!!!  The bondage and the black lace and the black corset covering the stretch marks....I really have problems.  Doesn't she remind you of Bettie Page?  Who is Bettie Page you ask, well here she is.

Jenna Jameson circa 2004

Jenna Jameson from September 2007.  Something is amiss.

Oh Britney, you have taught a generation of girls that lesbianic play turns guys on and is "sexy".  Britney, even though you are white-trash with no future, you have entered my hall of fame.

Oh Britney, when will you learn.  People respect you for your musical talent and not flaunting your sexual prowess and overall beauty....hey, even I tend to make mistakes.

This is the only way Britney Spears will make headlines.  I bet five years from now she is in porn.  Check with Vegas, I think they have 3/2 odds of her ending up in pornos.

Don't worry, I still have to get the post about the haunted bar.  I am writing my thoughts down about the place as well as my thoughts as to the spirits.  I also have another edition of Terrible Tattoos and Crappy Comics and a special celebrity doll post coming.  Stay tuned.