Today is national ADHD Awareness Day.  I was thinking of speaking about my ongoing bout with ADD but I have decided that...wow my neighbor sure has a lot of apples that he is taking into his house, I wonder why he has so many apples, I bet he will make applesauce, applesauce sounds good just like Kanye West.

Enough jokes about my suffering.  Bring on the tattoos.

This tattoo has garnered its owner no respect, no respect I tell you. 

An incest tattoo?  I thought Papa Smurf created all the Smurfs so why would Papa Smurf be smurfing Smurfette?  This tattoo is a smurf-blower.  Don't you love Papa Smurf's thumbs up?  As much as I like the Smurfs, I have to give this tattoo a thumbs down.

I am beginning the think that some of these tattoos are just painted on with markers because who in their right mind would tattoo this on their arm.

It has a STD, that is why it is leaking.

I bet the Da Vinci Code people had a heyday with this tattoo. 

But it is on a guy's back....oooooooooooooooooooooooooooh.

This tattoo isn't GRRRRREAT!

I love Bob Saget.  Do not think of his stint on America's Funniest Home Videos or Full House.  You need to find some of his stand-up.  He is absolutely the dirtiest man.  He did one bit about which Olsen Twin he wanted to score.  You also need to hear him doing a joke called The Aristocrats.  All that said, no way would I tattoo him on my ass.

Ok, I don't know where to start: the American Gothic spoof or the alien motif.  Holy crap, I used the word motif on my blog.  I think that is a first.

So there is no specific crappy tattoo here but I just thought it is hilarious looking at these tattooed men caressing each other.  I call it "Thug Love".

So racist tattoos exist and this is one of the least erotic.  Lady, I love the scorched earth policy but I, like bathroom towels, can come in any color.

Proof positive that crappy tattoos work against you. 

Well I am off to score some applesauce.