Thunder storms really bring me down.  The changing pressure really does something to my knees and ankles.  They also make me depressed in a way.  Oh well I decided to change things up a bit.  Today I will be doing my celebrity doll review.

This is a hot seller for children with Republican parents.  If you want crap then buy this doll and it will be Mission Accomplished.

This doll isn't so much a celebrity but it is a famous doll.  This was the first gay doll marketed for children.  Gay Bob came complete with a purse and the catalogue featured items such as leather jackets and face masks.  Apparently this doll wasn't solely intended for children.  I was confused at first because I thought the only type of gay person that wore plaid were butch lesbians.

I grew up in the 80s.  I liked the A-Team, but no way in hell would I consider Mr. T a hero.  He was a fool.  If you ever have the fortune to catch an episode of The A-Team, hopefully it is one in which they have to fly somewhere.  See Mr. T's character, B.A. Baracus, was afraid to fly.  In order to get B.A. on the plane they had to drug him.  Isn't that a wonderful message to children?  They simply wouldn't just hand him the sleeping pills, no, they always, I repeat ALWAYS, put them in a cheeseburger.  Every time he was offered a cheeseburger during the course of the series The A-Team had to fly somewhere and he ended up getting knocked out.  I wish they had a reunion special and it turns out that B.A. is addicted to sleeping pills.  I truly pity Mr. T.

It was bad enough having to put up with The Osbournes on TV but now they are in doll form.  At least this version of Kelly will only talk if you press her buttons...sort of like real life but the doll form shuts up automatically and doesn't have daddy issues.

So is Rosie supposed to be paired with Barbie?  Could you imagine how much fun I could have with a Rosie doll and a George Bush doll?  It would elevate my comedy career to all new heights.  The sad news with the Rosie doll is that she was fired from a talk show hosted by a doll form of Barbara Walters.

This is from the Madmen of the 20th Century collection.  Actually it isn't but really, WTF?  Who would give their kids a Hitler doll or who would even want to own a Hitler doll?  Oh yeah, white supramicists.

Too bad it didn't come with any other accessories such as a bong or gats.  By the way wasn't 12 Inches of Snoop the title of the porno series he hosted?

Good thing this doll didn't come with Cher or skis, both will kill you in the long run.

Kid tested, Xenu approved!

Like Vanilla Ice's career this blog is finished.