Britney Spears may be facing a year in prison for her less than memorable hit and run accident this summer. 

One of the most recent pictures of Britney.  She is looking pregnant again.  I guess I don't see what all the fuss is about her being overweight.  I think she looks good.  I just would not want to be with her knowing that she has slept with K-Fed and all the drugs she has done but then who am I kidding, she has a pulse, therefore a potential girl for me.

O.J. Simpson has been in the news lately.  I wish his girlfriend,  Paula Barbieri, was in the news more.  Wow, those tan lines.  I would love to see how she covers those impressive peaks.  Did you ever notice how much she looks like O.J.'s first wife?

So remember the O.J. murder trial quote "If the glove doesn't fit, then you must acquit"?  Well this new trial's motto will be "If it is his shit, then you must acquit".  O.J., I think you Naked Gun film career is now officially over.

Amy Winehouse on the left, Vanessa Hudgens on the right.  Interesting.  I love both but Amy Winehouse definitely makes better music.  When Vanessa Hudgens starts singing jazz then I may just have to lose sleep over her.

Nicole Richie finally met her biological parents.  Oh she is pregnant.  Blah blah blah, the only reason she is relevant is because she was sucking at Paris' virtual teat.  Who cares?

Christina Aguilera is pregnant as well.  Pregnancy agrees with her and see-through tops.  Silver dollars.

Ice-T, I am envious, but of course all that silicon will some day leak and then reak all sorts of hell on her body but in the mean time I am envious. 

Meg White of The White Stripes was rumored to be in a sex tape floating around the internet. 

Oh Meg, you are so volputous.  I would love to icky thump you.  I just will have to dream to see you in the raw because it wasn't you in the tape it was....

Porn star, Natasha Nice. 

Well until some celebrity does something absolutely crazy, enjoy.