I sit here thinking that it is time to make fun of some people other than myself.  Right now, making fun of people is helping me feel better about my situation.  Everything is losing it's thrill, but not crappy tattoos which are so depressing it makes me feel better.

Who would have thought that a person with a Mountain Dew tattoo also would have Sponge Bob sheets on their bed?  I certainly would have never in a million years saw a correlation between the two.

I always thought Jesus was perfect in all aspects.  This certainly can not be the Christ I have learned about.  He looks like something Picasso might have doodled on a bulletin in church.  Do you get the idea that the guy with the Mountain Dew tattoo and this guy got together and smoked a little too much weed and then decided to tattoo each other?  I do.

Historical events make for interesting tattoos but not as interesting as celebrity breakdowns.  Oh my god, why?  I just love the words.  I think they mean oops I just got another crappy tattoo.  By the way, why does Britney look like a feminine Charles Manson?

What a loving memorial!  Please.  It is one thing to honor the dead but why honor their rotting corpse.  Seriously, that is what the tattoo looks like or maybe a zombie.  These type of tattoos are always a miss.

Yes, finally a dryer.  Why tattoo an appliance on your body?  Maybe he is the Maytag man. 

Two words: BAD ASS.  Is that a guy?  If it is then the tattoo is a LITTLE fruity.  Hmmm...Patton Oswalt has finally made a guest appearance on my blog.

At first I thought this was just someone who took a pen and drew on their leg.  Not so!  They actually tattooed this on their leg.  For the love of Pete, why?  I am just not understanding why it is that people get tattoos like this.  All I know is that whoever did this must have been on some sort of chemical substance.

Follow your nose to another crappy tattoo.

If you are going to get a ferocious wild animal tattooed on your body make sure they look ferocious and not like a special needs student who has to wear a helmet while they are seated on the short bus.

Meat Curtains???? Get it????  I am sort of understanding the cobwebs and broken glass but the fly, what is up with that fly?  Oh now I think I get it but then I never get "it".

More meat curtain tattoos.  This is just too scary for even me.

Well I look forward to this weekend.  I think I will drink myself into a state and then I will know enough not to get a tattoo.