02 | October | 2007 | godfatherofgreenbay's Xanga Site

I feel like Michael Corleone. These past few days I have been feeling better with my bout with the flu. I think I finally got over it on Saturday. The downside is now I am suffering from a new illness that I don't care to talk about because it is personal. Anyway I just can't sit because of the pain. Ok, back to the Michael Corleone thing; just when I think I am healthy I get pulled back into being sick. Ok, maybe it isn't a legitimate comparison but it is a comparison nonetheless.

Time for celebrity round-up.

Carrot Top really hasn't been in the news lately but I am just freaked out by him. I really didn't notice that big of change from a few years ago until now. He looks like he is trying to become a masculine woman. Overall he still is a douche bag.

I think he is on steroids and trying to become a Thunder Cat or at least pre-audition for the inevitable live-action film because we all know Hollywood is out of original ideas and are now resting on the laurels of remakes of 80s cartoons. Please remake MASK!

Where do I start with this train wreck? First she learns that she is being charged with misdemeanor crimes and may face jail time. Then it is revealed that she has been doing all this driving without a valid driver's license. You would think that one of her handlers would have mentioned to her that she needed a driver's license to drive a car. Then after hearing all that bad news Britney is reportedly seen hanging out in night clubs laughing it up and inviting paparazzi members into bathroom stalls for "interviews". Then a former security guard comes forward with his tales of her drug abuse, alcohol abuse, bleaching her kids' teeth, and her nudity in front of staff members and her children. Oh it doesn't end here, no, a county commissioner ordered Britney to meet with a drug counselor but she never went. He ordered her to submit to drug testing and she has yet to acquiesce. Another ruling was that Britney enroll in parenting classes but apparently the mother of the year candidate felt like she didn't need classes so she never enrolled. Britney was also ordered to sign the judge's order to acknowledge that she read and understood the rulings but guess what, she never signed the document. So after seeing Britney driving around without a care in the world and living it up at night clubs the judge ordered her children taken from her and the custody given to K-Fed for an amount of time yet to be determined by the court. That happened yesterday afternoon. So what does Britney do yesterday evening? When asked about losing her custody of her children all Britney could talk about was getting her license. Oh and she decided to get out of her house and checked into a 5 star Beverly Hills hotel. What the hell is wrong with her? I know she hasn't hit rock bottom yet because she is too stupid to realize what rock bottom is. All I know is that this will not end pretty and I think the things that have been discussed about her behavior are just the tip of the iceberg.

Here we see Britney being reminded by her assistant that she can't take a margarita with her in her car. Hmmm, maybe if Britney took a driver's ed course she would have learned that little fact.

Rehab is actually doing good for Lindsey Lohan. Well she has put on some weight and has some nice junk in her trunk as the rappers say. Well she traded lines of coke for cock I guess. Apparently Ms. Lohan is getting it on with some of the other rehabbers and one of their wives has filed for divorce and Lindsey has been named as one of the reasons for divorce. Well, at least she is off the drugs.

Yeah Lindsey should stick to playing with boxes.

Paris is dating a Swedish pizza delivery boy. What the hell?

X-Tina still hasn't admitted to being pregnant. Maybe she doesn't know. She does look better now than she did when she went through her dirrrrty phase.

Heidi Montag before and after plastic surgery. Women, truthfully size doesn't matter. Leave your breasts alone. I have the same anxiety but I use what I have. Be proud of yourselves. Use your personality and your smarts and trust me that will get you more men than artificial knockers.