Here's a limerick they didn't teach you in grade school or least I didn't learn it until yesterday:
“I like anal sex, if you please”
Said Ginger while down on her knees
“I’m firm and I’m tight,
I’m an utter delight!
And I promise that I won’t cut the cheese!”

So how are you doing?  That is good, that is really good to hear.  I am so thankful at least one of us has things going good for them.  What?  No, I really don't want to get into it.  Just forget I said anything.  Really, I don't want to talk about.  OK, I'll tell you if you let go of my nipples.  Alright.
I have been suffering from being alone the past few...days...ok, in reality it might be years even though I have had companions I never really had that deep meaningful relationship.  When I have found someone it always blows up in my face and anyway it just really sucks.  So I decided to check out one of those online dating sites.  The one that I see advertised on tv is eharmony.  I gave it a try.  Filled out countless questions and set up the profile.  I was thinking hmmm maybe this will help me because these questions are pretty in-depth.  Well, finally I submitted my photo.  They said they had to review my profile and would let me know if I was accepted within 24 hours.  Today I received notification that I was not accepted.  I wrote back and asked why I was rejected.  I received another email telling me that my physical stature would not meet female users requirements.  Basically it meant I was not good looking enough.  I don't really know how to react.  I know that I am not a GQ model but I have always carried myself with some dignity but I guess not anymore. 
I think I am going to just take some time off and see whether or not it is worth it to continue on.  I have been experiencing other problems lately but I won't go into them now.