25 | October | 2007 | godfatherofgreenbay's Xanga Site

I have been doing better. Each day progresses a little more. This afternoon I suffered what I thought was a setback but after a couple of hours it actually helped me out.
It has been some time since I took a look at some incredibly crappy tattoos. They cheer me up.

Do you like tattoos? Do you like Frank Zappa? Do you enjoy defecating? Well why not combine all three into a shitting tattoo. You must have thought I was going to say shitty and make a play on words but oh well. I think Frank Zappa would be strangely pleased to see this tattoo. I hope some day when I am deceased people get tattoos of me on the toilet.

Why yes, how did you know I was high when I got this tattoo? This is someone's ticket to a career of working in music shops.

When he flexes his calf muscles, Bob Marley tokes. Another music store employee.

"HIIIIGHWAY TO HELL, I'M ON THE HIIIIIIIIIGHWAY TO HELL" Someone has punched his ticket to hell with this tattoo.

Oh talk about team spirit! I guess the only reason I put this one up here is because I hate West Virginia's football team.

So this is a first for me. No, it isn't the first Smurf tattoo. It is the first tattoo of a Smurf on acid making acid. For some reason this person thought it would be a good idea. I guess it was one of the same people who decided that there needs to be more seasons of Survivor and a new ABC series based on a commercial.

Oh the infamous butthole tattoo that uses the belly button. I don't understand how someone could go through with this. It is pretty pathetic and the cow looks like it has been milked dry. People are strange.

Why, thank you! I had planned on it.

I think what would be a better tattoo is if she made her back look like a door and then have Jack Nicholson chopping through her skin with an axe ala The Shining. Yeah but to be honest that would still make my list.

OOOOOOH YEAH???????? For some reason I think fraternities across America are making their pledges get inane tattoos. The worst we did at my frat was lock a guy in the basement with a horny dog. OK, the tattoo would have been far less repulsive.