Celebrities, what nuttiness are they up to now?

Heidi Klum pretty much admitted the only reason she is with Seal is because he is hung like a horse.  She said the first time that she ever saw him that he was wearing bicycle shorts and she could see how endowed he was and that she was in love.  I guess the fact that his face looks like a railroad map doesn't matter as long as he has a huge dong.  Note to self: start wearing bicycle shorts and stuffing with tube socks.

Welcome back from rehab, Lindsay Lohan's sideboob.

I title this one: "Lindsay Lohan Playing with Her Box" 

Who are you and why do you matter?

Oh, yes, it is the Kartrashian family.

Kim Kardashian is posing for Playboy.  Pearls covering up key areas that have already been seen in her lackluster sextape...hmmm...that is classy with a capital ASS.

Here Heidi Montag is scene posing on a new photo shoot.  Apparently she went with the whole Baywatch theme because she had breast implants. 

Halle Berry is pregnant.  She looks fabulous.  I don't care if a steaming pile of dog crap has a higher IQ, but she is fabulous.

Katie Holmes is a giant compared to Tom Cruise.  They should cast her as the next Godzilla.  Of course Tom Cruise is a little man but not in the thetan department.

Jessica Biel is the lady getting her butt grabbed by another woman.  See, the guy in the white t-shirt standing next to Jessica Biel?  That's Justin Timberlake.  He is one lucky guy.  Plus they are on the sidelines of Lambeau Field for a Packers game.  I am so jealous...hot girlfriends and awesome vantage points for the NFL.  I hope he rots in hell.

Jenna Jameson is getting closer to disappearing.

Speaking of disappearing, David Copperfield is wishing that magic was real and that he could make himself disappear like he did to the Statue of Liberty.  Apparently he goes into the crowd and has assistants take pictures of women he wants to bang.  Well then he invites them to parties only it is only the woman and David Copperfield and no part(he must have made it disappear).  One women claims he raped her.  If only Claudia Schiffer were smart enough to make intelligent sounds to form words from her mouth.  Oh the stories she could tell.

A gay pride street fest.  I still have yet to figure out why Christian churches found this poster insulting.

Giselle Bundchen's butt devours more than meat.  It loves to eat bikinis as well.

More like Hayden Panty-shot.

Hard at work with a strategy to avoid conflict with Iran.  Pray that he solves that puzzle otherwise we will be invading another country to release his aggression.

OK, here is where I have to issue a warning.  Male Nudity.  Rumor has it that nude pictures of some of the world's most powerful men were found in an underground corridor on the campus of Yale.  Does anyone know who this may be?  Ok I am going to give my joke here so you don't have to stare at the picture for too long.  "Heidi Klum probably wouldn't be in love with this guy"  So I am out like Marie Osmond on the dancefloor.