Still trying to get to everyone, it has been hard because I am down again with some respiratory infection.  Anyway I am trying.  Maybe instead of ranting about tattoos I should be calling people.  Well tattoo rants have gotten me more recognition on this site.  Tonight=calls, now=tattoo rant.

Whatever you catch, I'd throw it back.

You know I love history but I don't think I would tattoo my favorite president's name on my butt.  But then I wonder, "How many James K. Polk tattoos are there?"  Well even with the minuscule number of James K. Polk tattoos I will pass.

I loved the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles but no way would I get a tattoo.  I think I gave up my like of the Turtles after I played the video game.  It was impossible.  You would think they would make it easier for kids who bought their action figures and their Pizza Hut only released albums.

Eyeball tattoos.  I guess it was only a matter of time.  How much you want to bet the guy getting the tattoo is in fact a tattoo artist or a pizza delivery man?  I am leaning toward tattoo artist because if he was a pizza delivery guy then he would stand a chance with Paris Hilton.

When this guy calls in sick at work, no one will believe him.  To be honest, I have never played Halo.

So one is a devoted Tim Burton fan, but where is the awful tattoo for the awful remake of Planet of the Apes? 

Someone must have never graduated kindergarten.

I wonder what preoccupies her mind. 

That tattoo wouldn't pass my spellcheck, dumbass.  I wonder if she ever learned that it was wrong.

Strangely when I stared at the belly button long enough I had a vision of Christ.

YEAH TOAST!  Bob and Tom must be proud.

Someone is a little too devoted to their cigarettes.  Well I guess you could make a case that they aren't devoted enough because there is no naked man in the camel. 

Oddly enough I think I have seen this as a tattoo.  Well until next time have a good one.