Wow, what a week!  I just always wanted to start a blog like that.  Nothing really spectacular is happening other than it being revealed that a lady lied about Rudy Guiliani to federal investigators.  Uh-oh, controversy.  The biggest news to happen to me this week was finding 3 varieties of Schell's beer in a local liquor store.  This weekend will be great.  I watched Kid Nation last night and it was hilarious.  Those kids are finally going to learn that it is hard for adults to do the things they do.  Anyway, it is Thursday and that means TATTOOS!!!!!!!!!

Never before has syrup been as sexy as this tattoo.  Wouldn't Aunt Jemima sell more syrup if she wore this on her bottles and covered herself in the syrup?  I need to go to the store soon.

This guy is a people person.

Nacho average butt tattoo.

I guess this tattoo would come in handy if you ever met someone and weren't wearing a shirt.

I would hate to be in Africa after a big meal which featured chili peppers, broccoli and cabbage.

I guess this tattoo is for girls who fall for the douche bag type of guy.

This tattoo is quite simply the secret to eternal life.

Wow, I was actually saying that this tattoo would be cool.  Maybe it would be if the guy wasn't holding a can of Busch and the other guy didn't look like such a douchebag. 

Tattooing a sequel on yourself is just lame.

This guy definitely won't be admitted or will not win best gun in show.

I like to begin my day with a long drag on my inhaler but I won't get a tattoo of myself doing the inhaling process.

Well I am quite amazed how many posts I have made this week.  I guess subconsciously I am trying to get noticed so that in case a tv show needs a scab writer they can take a look at my blog and let me do some writing.  But seriously, those tv writers, just give them health insurance already.  Come on.  Tomorrow I hope to write about the latest celebrity gossip.  Until then I will be enjoying some Schell's Dark.