So tomorrow is thanksgiving.  I have a lot of stuff to be thankful for.  That beautiful wife, the awesome house, the great health, the high paying job...oh wait that is my fantasy thanksgiving thankfulness.  Well I am thankful for crappy tattoos, stupid comic books, and foolish celebrities.  Today I will be thankful for stupid comic books.

Jor-El is such a dick.  Now I know where Superman gets his dickiness from.  I feel sorry for Lara.  She has to put up with dicks on all sides.  Hmmm maybe she was a porn star?

This is an actual repeat ACTUAL letter that appeared in a comic book.  Every time I read it I get shivers and ball up in a fetal position out of fear.  I sure hope I never meet a women like that.

I think this is my all time favorite cover.  I just wish that someone would put Superman in a capsule and send him into outerspace.

I don't care if they can talk, the number one rule of being a mad scientist or despot is NEVER GIVE GUNS TO MONKEYS! It is a little known fact that the real reason the Germans lost battles in Africa during World War 1 was due to their giving guns to apes and training them to fight.  OK but maybe not but I bet you thought about it for awhile.  Wouldn't it be funny to see a monkey in one of those pointy helmets they wore?

This isn't a real cover but it wouldn't be out of the realm of possibilities in the comic book world.  Isn't it funny that Eve looks a lot like Lois Lane?  I also found her to be a dullard if she can't figure out that Adam and Batman are the same person.  Wow, I just thought of this.  Mormons believe that Adam is our God the Father therefore if this comic is true: BATMAN IS GOD.  So maybe I have prayer all wrong and instead of praying I just need to make a Bat-signal to get God's attention.

Like taking a knife to a gun fight.  How is this believable?  The bullets just landing at his feet, the approaching tank, the flying Japanese soldiers, the cigars...wow war is way cool.

Wow, that Superman sure knows how to treat a dame.  He would rather tackle a dinosaur than a woman?  Doesn't that seem sort of gay?  Then the woman who should hate Superman but actually loves him, well that is every woman in Belle Plaine or at least all the ones that don't go to college.  They let their boyfriends beat them up and then stayed with them because they loved him.  I do think the comic writers from back then had deep seeded issues with spanking. 

FATHER OF THE YEAR!!!!  This comic is proof that I shouldn't be a father because I would probably pull a Superman and light a gift on fire and tell my kid that I should have pulled out.  I think that would have been better than telling Jimmy he was sorry he adopted him.  He should have revealed that he was Jimmy's real father by saying he should have pulled out.  I am warped.

take a look at this.  There is something strange about this cover.  No it isn't the fact that ALF had a comic book.  I know.  Gordon Shumway, aka ALF, never ate seals.  He only ate cats.  Of course ALF doesn't look like he wants to do any eating.  Well tomorrow I will be doing some eating, some eating of turkey and nothing else you perverts.