Day: November 22, 2007

  • Well it is Thanksgiving Day.  The Packers won.  I got my load of turkey and had some sour cream and raisin pie.  I also had a two hour nap because of the tryptophan.  Now it is time to make fun of people who are probably thankful that they received some tattoos.


    I guess only someone this "devoted" would get a Vikings tattoo.  I wonder what this guy feels like this season or last season or any other losing season the Vikings have had.  That barbed wire tattoo is so menacing.  OK I am getting too scared.  Time to move on.


    Well I have heard Martha is a lion in the sack, but no way would I tattoo her on my leg.


    (cue Oompa Loompa music) Oompa Loompa doopity doo/I know who regrets this tattoo


    If you want to know what Jenkem is then go to this site.  I really don't know what to say.

    Anchorman is a good movie, but is it a movie that deserves commemorative tattoos?  No.  I love lamp but I hate crappy tattoos.


    I guess she is really into doggystyle and this is where you put your hands.  Hopefully it isn't where actual paws are put because that is just plain wrong.


    Hopefully that is his last name and not a tattoo featuring his love for meat products.  Ok, I love bacon and like a certain television traveler I taunt anyone who claims to be a vegetarian with a hunk of bacon.  Bacon is good but not tattoo good.


    I wonder if this guy lives in paradise because...then...Jimmy Buffet...oh why did so many people love Jimmy Buffet during my college years?


    Yes and the jungle definitely needs to suffer from some deforestation.


    Now what would be awesome is if the tattoo of the flexed arm had a tattoo of a flexing arm.


    I wonder how many times this guy has been shot at by the police for having a firearm.


    I think it would have been smarter to tattoo the website and put the wolf drinking booze in magic marker because honestly in ten years that tattoo will look like hell.

    Well it is time to go back and get some rest.  Eating sometimes really is strenuous.  Hopefully tomorrow I will be alive to take care of some beer drinking.