We had a major snow and ice storm here in the midwest this weekend.  It got me thinking.  I miss summer.  Due to psuedo-nudity and actual nudity, but then some depends on what you classify as nudity so take heed, discretion is advised.

One of the best parts of the summer is going to the beach or the old swimming hole.  Sometimes the sights are unbelievable.

You never know who you may meet.

I have to include this photo because this was voted the best ass in the world.

These are the smallest bikinis allowed by law in Miami.  So basically if you plan on visiting Miami take lots of floss.

Sometimes piercings can be a nice help when swimming.

Tan lines are always fun for men so be creative.

Duct tape has many MANY uses.

Uh?

Some of the most fun beaches in the world will have Japanese tourists and they Japanese have strange customs.  Make sure you don't stare....for too long.

Really I will never understand the Japanese but dammitt I love them.

This might be one way to tell if your bikini is too tight.

Be careful of ultraviolet rays.

If you are visiting the South Pacific make sure you have proper flotation devices.

I will never eat another gumball in my life.

Weddings are another popular activity in the summer time.  Make sure everything is in its proper place

Ladies I didn't forget about you:

Borat started a revealing trend.

Ok this one has nothing to do with summer but thought it was fitting with our recent snowstorm.

Hasn't this guy ever heard of shrinkage?