Why do I find this so hot?  I love G4.

Today is an interesting day.  First it is the feast of St. Lucy. Because her extreme beauty attracted too many
admirers, Lucy gouged her own eyes out. Miraculously they grew back. After
refusing to marry, the Romans forced her to become a whore. Early
depictions show Lucy offering her eyes on a platter; she is now the patron
saint of Sicily and of opticians.  Secondly, the Mitchell Report on steroids was released today and is implicating many players engaging in steroid use.  It is so widespread.  They are saying about 10% tested positive during the so called drug years but more players were probably using and avoided the testing or somehow covered up their use.  Also the use of Human Growth Hormone wasn't tested.  I think we need to find a new national past time.  I think that should be analyzing crappy tattoos.

Oh wow! A tree!  This is so cool.  Yes, I would just love to have a tree tattoo.  Maybe this guy is a dendrophiliac. 

So I think I understand what this means.  It means this girl is trying to be deep an meaningful through a $100 worth of ink underneath her skin.  "I'm free as a bird"  Really, how is that considered deep and artsy?  I crap more intelligent things than this tattoo.

So what the hell is this supposed to be?  Is is a pirate?  Is it a genie?  Is it a mystic lady with a crystal ball?  All I know is that I see a cat that looks like crap.  That is not an LOL Cat, more like a crying to put it out of its misery cat.

I think people should seriously use spell check or grammar check before they get a tattoo.  Is the tattoo artist to blame?  No, the artist simply follows instructions...sort of like a Nazi.

Why? Why? Why?  Do people just go into a tattoo parlor and say, 'Give me $100 worth of work because that is all I can afford right now'?  I guess this girl only need the cow and the spoon to complete this work of crap.
 
Ick-abod Crane would probably crap his pants if he saw this tattoo.  Yes, that is a reference to 19th century literature.

I just hope this isn't a tribute tattoo.  I seriously do not know any parent that gives their baby a bottle that is larger than the baby.  I think that would pose a lot of problems for the child. 

I like cars.  I just don't think I could ever bring myself to tattoo a car logo on my body.  OK, I have thought of getting the Chevy bowtie tattooed on my throat because that way I am always ready for a classy situation.

Is it possible to be too devoted to Star Wars?  Well I think this guy answers that question.

I think that tattoo will look worse after the baby is born. I also hope that ink doesn't soak through and mess up the baby.  I really can't find something funny to say because this looks so sad.

Hey, I caught her at the right angle.  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA  How cool is it to see a tattoo of the Pythagorean Theorem?  Well it is for nerds like me.  Actually I hated geometry and only passed because I was in football. Strangely I also did poorly in Algebra I but I aced Algebra II.  FREAKY!  Geometry class was a blast because I got to sit next to the hottest girl in my class all year.  Thank you God and thank you faulty brain.

Why is it that Che Guevara looks like he is Chinese and has Down's Syndrome?  Maybe Chris "Corky" Burke could be the next revolutionary hero that has his likeness tattooed on hairy people and emblazened on t-shirts at your local Target.  Hey, Corky does have his own album out there but it is about eating properly and not bringing down a corrupt government.  You have to start out slowly in the revolutionary business, and who knows what "slow" really means better than Corky?

I think this is a tattoo to protest the war in Iraq or AFLAC.

I find no need to argue.  I would question the dog without legs but the message is loud and clear and agreeable.

This tattoo, radical?  Not really.

Did the monkey get spanked for getting a crappy tattoo?  Well I think the owner should get spanked for getting a masturbation euphimism tattooed on his butt.

Give peace a chancer or at least a flaming dagger stabbed through it.

Prepare yourself for the scariest tattoo of all time.

Grandma tattoos.  EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This should be a deterent to all people who want to get tattoos.  They should view this photo to see what it will look like in 50 years.

Everyone in baseball is on drugs and I think many of these people had to be under the influence to get their crappy tattoos.  Maybe I need to find another past time.  Yes, tomorrow...celebrity gossip.