Well I haven't done this in a bit so I will be doing a comic update.  In my life news, nothing is new and I am really beginning to hate Christmas.  On to the comics.

Is it me or does the Green Lantern look like he is really giving it to that trolley?  I guess the best way to stop a runaway trolley is to grow 40 feet and sodomize the trolley.  I bet he is trying to rape Mr. Rogers' trolley, the one that talked to everyone by whistling and they always understood it.  Yeah make believe is sometimes unbelievable.

No way to fight them???????  Are you retard too you dick?????  How about you use your laser beam eyes on the ice creature and you use your ice breath on the fire beast.  Superman you are one incompetent dick.

Ummm, I bet this superhero's weakness is that he can't be choked.  Wait, he is a chicken that is choking the pilots in those planes.  He looks so terrible.  I bet that he just took a rubber glove and blew it up and that is how he got his mask.  God the 40s must have sucked.

His sidekick is seriously called Kitten.  I feel sorry for the guy that gets his ass kicked by someone that is named Kitten.  I think the Kitten is the least intimidating name ever in comic book history.

OK my problem with this one reveals the geek in me. A flying wheel just doesn't seem like it would be that effective against a metal jet or at high altitudes where there wouldn't be enough oxygen to burn.  OK it wouldn't work at all. 

So when I heard of a comic called The Bouncer, I was not expecting to see a guy in a dress bouncing around and bouncing his enemies.  This is one of the worst cases of misinformation in comic books.

I cannot believe this.  The Teen Titans refuse to let Spider Girl join.  They pick a guy who has two heads and cracks horrible jokes.  Yes, I two-headed bad comedian is much better than someone who can tie people up with her hair. 

This guy has only one weakness...NO WIND!

YES!  Wonder Woman likes to get smacked around.  Wonder Woman is so hot.

Super Lassoing is one of his new strengths just invented for this issue and never to be seen again.  Yee-haw!!

OK my geekiness is going to reveal itself again.  How the hell can a subterranean city have it's own weather system?  I'm just saying.

Superman doesn't like to lose at Rock-Paper-Scissors

Until next time please don't hold my geekdom against me.