The time is flying now that it is getting closer to Christmas.  I just am not in the mood for Christmas.  It is just getting too commercial.  Maybe it isn't commercial and I am just finally becoming an adult and the child-like mysticism of the holiday has left me.  Where is a Red Rider bb gun when you need one?  Oh well, time for crappy tattoos.

Oh yeah, fire!  I don't want to mess with that guy.  He may burn me with his flame of crap.

I really don't know what the hell this is supposed to be.  At first I was thinking it was supposed to be a clever attempt to make it look like his knee was all torn up and then I got thinking maybe it was a horse but now I am just thinking it is pure crap.

The first rule of tattoos should be never to tattoo someone else's name on your body no matter how much you are in love with that person.  This will happen.  It looks incomplete you say.  That is because this guy took a cheese grater to his tattoo in order to remove his ex's name.  Remember no names otherwise you get the cheese grater....hmmm...I wonder if the CIA has tried cheese graters to gather information from captured terrorists.

All I could do when I saw this tattoo was start to hum a song by The Beatles.  One of my favorite tunes, "Here Comes the Sun" but of course seeing this tattoo I had to hum the song considerably off-key.  Also I felt like getting high.

Awesome work, dude!  You have a square tattoo.  I know it is supposed to be a bar code and I bet it looked pretty sharp but when you get a tattoo you have to realize they fade and over time will look like hell.

Speaking of looking like hell, 20 years from now those tattoos won't be as petite and perky.

I have seen a lot of creepy tattoos and body modifications over the years but I think this one has got to be one of the most extreme.  A few years ago this guy got a tattoo of a busty woman on his arm but that wasn't enough.  He went to a plastic surgeon to get silicon implants not for his chest but for his tattoo's chest.  Yes, he wanted a 3D and...umm...interactive(?) tattoo.  I don't know whether to classify this as crap or creative.  Yes, you're probably right...crap.


The world famous spread eagle tattoo.  Now I think I have seen it all.

This is a shot from one of the books that the tattoo parlors keep.  Someone has willingly decided to wear a scarlet letter.

Sure Yoshi is a fun tattoo to get but once you arrive at a haunted castle, he will run away.

Ummmmm....thanks for shaving?

I like your tattoo, now put your damn theory to the test.  OK you know what I am lonely.  Another holiday alone.  Oh well, next week I will be doing a Christmas porn blog so watch out.