Yesterday I took a day off from blogging to enjoy the wintery mess of 12 inches of fresh snow with the addition of wind gusts up to 30 mph.  I had snowdrifts that were from the ground to the top of my blazer.  It was almost as if my car was buried on three sides.  That was fun trying to get it out.  When I finally did get most of my car dug out we get a phone call that the service was canceled so I went back to bed.  I decided that with today being Christmas Eve I would write what I want for Christmas.

How cool is this pencil sharpener? I think I know a couple of teachers who could use this for their classroom.

I would like some Nila Wafers.  Why is this picture so sexy?

I don't know if I want fake teeth or little toy lizards.  Target please help me make up my mind?

Yes, Indian sex sure would be good now that it is so cold outside.

MMMMMM....hot wings.

Oh, this is something I definitely don't want.

I want a girlfriend with low self-esteem so that she will buy this.

I want FOX New to finally admit they are neither fair nor balanced.

I want more snappy headlines like this.

I want to be able to learn sign language so that I may communicate with the hearing impaired.

Strangely I want to watch Facts of Life reruns.

This is the last item and therefore the most important.  You can take away all the others and just leave me this.  OK so I know I won't get 24 half naked women under my Christmas tree but it is a wish.  Actually I would settle for a Wii and this is the reason why.

Whatever your wish this Christmas, be careful, Santa has a new security detail.  Merry Christmas.