Sometimes you can find sex in the completely innocent or maybe I just have a dirtier mind than the rest of you out there.

This is the place to be.

Germans are not a bathroom trained society or maybe they just like watersports.

This is real but I won't even make a comment.

I thought that was a girl I used to date.  It seemed that everyone but me knew that bit of information though.

You know it would be fun just to hire a pair.

Why didn't I think of this during college?  Oh yeah I never saw this billboard.

Uh, I would only ask a woman for directions to this corner.

That must have been one hell of a field trip.  I wonder what the permission slip looked like.  

You know church signs should stay away from being funny and definitely should stay away from comments like this.

I bet that lady used that massager on her cheek.  

I know this is fairly obvious but I just love the girl's expression.  

This should be completely innocent and I should be celebrating the winning of an LPGA trophy but damn that is making me hot.

For some reason I don't think that is Jesus.

No comment.

This is a warning sign in Europe to warn that there may be motorists engaging in sex on the hood of their cars. Actually it's not but it would be funny.

I wonder how much it costs to park in the rear.

Is it vandalism if this is true.  

Because you know when I hear the term late night oral action I am thinking about eating tacos.  What, I know what you are thinking.  I'm not fat.  I have a glandular problem mixed with big bones so screw you.

This is one mom I might like to meet.

Hey he took my parking place.

It is good thing I have stopped smoking.

So this is a male bordello?

Hopefully they have an all you can eat buffet.  

Have a good night.

Calling it a "drunken, stupid thing," a DeForest man admitted breaking
into a town of Burke sex shop last month and stealing several blow-up
sex dolls, among them a $270 model that talks.

Jose
A. Sandoval, 26, led detectives to spots where he had stashed the dolls
and other items he allegedly took from Naughty Novelties, 6011 Highway
51, according to a criminal complaint filed Monday in Dane County
Circuit Court.

Sandoval was charged with burglary for allegedly
taking such things as sex dolls, thong underwear and lotion in the Nov.
10 break-in, according to the complaint. Naughty Novelties co-owner
Roger Hellenbrand told police, however, that none of the money in the
store had been touched.

According to the complaint:

Using
surveillance video from the shop, Dane County Sheriff's Office
detectives were able to see a large man get out of a
distinctive-looking General Motors car, smash through a front door,
grab items from the shop and drive off.

About 10 days later, a
sheriff's detective noticed a car with similar distinctive features,
which included a missing hubcap and a taped-up front passenger window,
parked behind the Truckers Inn, 6162 Highway 51, not far from Naughty
Novelties.

When detectives stopped the car a short time later,
the driver, identified as Sandoval, at first denied committing the
burglary. Then he began to cry. Asked where the stolen items were, he
said, "hidden away."

Sandoval took detectives to the cab and
sleeping compartment of an abandoned semi-trailer truck behind the
Truckers Inn and a marshy area next to the motel's parking lot.

Among
the items that were found was a Linn Thomas talking love doll, priced
at $269.99, which is shaped to resemble the porn star of the same name.
According to one review by an Internet retailer, the 5-foot-3-inch doll
vibrates and blurts out recorded encouragements to its user.

So if you have looked at my past couple of blog entries you may have noticed a theme.  You would be correct if you were saying I was dealing with some pent up issues but that is not the theme.  The theme has been sex if you hadn't guessed that by now.

What a nice way to spend an afternoon!  I think this would be my downfall if I had a balcony...or a girlfriend.

I think he lied and told his wife he had to work late at the office.

When you are waiting for a tow truck there is nothing better to do.

Hopefully those windows are heavy duty.

I am surprised I never saw this at my college.

BUSTED!  The look of fear combined with the look of ecstasy is an interesting facial expression.  Hehe...I said facial.

Nothing says romance like plastic sheets on a rooftop.

When you are intimate with someone I guess you should make sure your door is locked.

The ultimate position.

Even the animals are going at it....and getting more than I am.

We had a major snow and ice storm here in the midwest this weekend.  It got me thinking.  I miss summer.  Due to psuedo-nudity and actual nudity, but then some depends on what you classify as nudity so take heed, discretion is advised.

One of the best parts of the summer is going to the beach or the old swimming hole.  Sometimes the sights are unbelievable.

You never know who you may meet.

I have to include this photo because this was voted the best ass in the world.

These are the smallest bikinis allowed by law in Miami.  So basically if you plan on visiting Miami take lots of floss.

Sometimes piercings can be a nice help when swimming.

Tan lines are always fun for men so be creative.

Duct tape has many MANY uses.

Uh?

Some of the most fun beaches in the world will have Japanese tourists and they Japanese have strange customs.  Make sure you don't stare....for too long.

Really I will never understand the Japanese but dammitt I love them.

This might be one way to tell if your bikini is too tight.

Be careful of ultraviolet rays.

If you are visiting the South Pacific make sure you have proper flotation devices.

I will never eat another gumball in my life.

Weddings are another popular activity in the summer time.  Make sure everything is in its proper place

Ladies I didn't forget about you:

Borat started a revealing trend.

Ok this one has nothing to do with summer but thought it was fitting with our recent snowstorm.

Hasn't this guy ever heard of shrinkage?

Lately everywhere I turn I see nothing but sex.  It is probably because I am frustrated at the moment and will be for quite some time.  It is something that is fun and one of the ultimate ways you can express love.  Yes, I am a naive person that believes sex should be between people who love each other.  I don't usually give into animalistic urges, unless it comes to alcohol and then all bets are off for to me this world becomes Valhalla.   Anyway I have even seen sex apparent in fruits and vegetables.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I see sex in winter gloves too.

This is called the Gnat Glu Glu Glove.  It is a winter mitten and sex toy in one.  The Japanese are so resourceful.

Even the billboards are against me.

Can't stop finding sex.

Even Coke has turned on me.

Burger King commercials have reached an all time freakiness.

Et tu, thumb injury?

SEX IS EVERYWHERE!!!!!

I guess it is apparent I am pretty obsessed.