Some random thoughts:  I really despise Hillary Clinton.  Her crocodile tears did not have any effect on me.  She is so deceptive.  I think that I will not be swayed from my support of a candidate unless that candidate says that he is going to purpose legislation to draft me and only me into the military and I will be the lone armed service member in Iraq and I have to control the entire country or I face execution.  Then I may sway but I still wouldn't support Hillary.

I have been thinking of seeing Sweeney Todd.  I have been iffy on musicals.  I think they are truly a lost art form.  I recently watched The Umbrellas of Cheorburg(spelling is off) and all the dialogue was sung.  The entire movie, all words, sung.  It was actually very good.  Anyway back to Sweeney Todd, a few years ago Kevin Smith directed his only movie that was set outside of the Viewaskewniverse and it was a dud.  Ben Affleck's character and his character's daughter perform a couple of songs from Sweeney Todd for a school talent show.  Now Tim Burton comes around and he directs that big screen version of Sweeney Todd.  I wonder if it was to spite Kevin Smith because he has said some nasty things about Tim Burton in the past few years.  Anyway I am looking for irony where there is none. 

Kevin Smith likes comic books and so do I and I also like to make fun of them so here goes:

I am a student of history.  There were three Axis leaders.  Now according to this comic book cover there are three Axis heads and two Axis bodies.  It looks like Mussolini had a floating head disconnected from his body. 

With a title like Girl Love and what the two girls are saying....well I have seen late night movies on Cinemax have similar scenes.

Is that Jimmy Olsen?  Even so, why does Smallville have its own suspension bridge and public transit and harbor?  Oh yeah so which giant are they referring to in the title?  These comics are going to make my brain explode.

Apparently, Rex is more powerful than a grenade that was just hurled at him.  As many of you know, I have never been to war before but if I was that guy in the tank I would probably be more concerned with the grenade that is flying at me than the dog that too is flying at me.  Call me crazy but guns don't stop grenades like they can stop dogs but maybe not wonder dogs.

So they have a statue of Caesar in Metropolis?  I guess Superman also has super ventriloquism powers.

So what was your first clue?  Obiviously The Flash's mind isn't as fast as his feet.

Ummm...did someone ever explain fire and water to these writers?

I am so afraid of a gymnist.  You have to be the worst superhero if you get beat by a gymnist.

Superhypnotism???? Well at least she now hates Clark Kent.

Superweaving? A wedding gown?  Do you ever get the feeling that they are really stretching for story ideas?

LINCOLN SMASH!!!!!!!!!

Superman is up to his old super dickery here by leaving Jimmy Olsen to fight off an army of Jimmy Olsen clones.  You would think that with all the crap that Superman has put up with from Jimmy Olsen and all the times he has humiliated Jimmy Olsen, he wouldn't be able to resist beating the hell out of an army of Jimmy Olsen clones.  Let me say that one more time, "AN ARMY OF JIMMY OLSEN CLONES"

Well I am off to make some phone calls.  Have a splendid evening.