It is getting cold as in subzero temperatures and we are supposed to get another major does of snow tonight and tomorrow.  These are reasons why I need to get south during the winter.  Oh well some day maybe.  Until then I plan on making a super-update.

When I saw the words, "This is it," that is what popped into my head right away.  I mean you hear the name Tiger-Man and you are expecting some strapping superhero and not Charles Nelson Reilly looking guy prancing around on all fours.  Apparently he is the new exciting superhero, well let's just say there aren't many kids out there today mimicking Tiger-Man.


I'm kind of surprised that Captain Carrot can get away with dissing
anyone on its cover. I mean c'mon... It's a super hero rabbit.

See, even Supergirl gets irrational once a month.  I wonder if she has to use kryptonite feminine products.

I think these comic books were the downfall of Sega.  They just couldn't keep up with Nintendo's Captain Power cartoon show.

The Planet of the Apes meets Alien Nation....could this be the best or worst crossover ever?

Stand in helpless awe of The Invincible Man's penis...every time I see this cover I just get the feeling that the Fantastic Four are paralyzed in fear by this guy's schlong.  I mean look at the Thing.  It's like he is trying to reach out and grab salvation.  Oh and don't you think Reid Richards could stretch his because he is made of elastic and therefore they wouldn't fear large penii?  See these are the questions that need to be asked.

I love this cover because it is so jingoistic but I digress.  The real reason I thought this cover was as the kids say "a hoot" is because if you look at the big screen TV there is a guy who is just unimpressed that Captain America is kicking butt and punching Hitler.  He must keep staring at the screen.  It reminds me of the group at my college called AVCO.  They were a group of "people" who were in charge of all the audio/visual things on campus.  See it was pretty pisspoor because this was a student organization and when we had daily chapel services the AVCO people would be in this little control room doing whatever AVCO does.  Well I remember walking in late one day and I saw them playing Magic The Gathering.  Yes, I know what that is, Magic cards are more valuable than any sports cards and geeks pay top dollar.  I guess AVCO is like that Nazi, nothing but electronics and geekery interest them.

That is the most awesome codpiece ever however I think he is overcompensating for something.

I guess Betty is a Hooker.  In case you don't see it, in the upper right corner Betty is saying, "Interested in having fun?  Pick us up.  You won't be sorry!"  Hmmm if I had all the money back that I spent when I heard those lines, ok well I wouldn't get any money back but it's just a lame attempt at humor.  

So that is how things are in the houses of The Fantastic Four.  I wish I could have slapped every single person involved with the Fantastic Four movie and told them to shut up...the world would be a better place.

I hear you, Ariel.

Eating is this superhero's weakness.  Like he sees food and is so distracted from saving the world because hot wings are calling him away...hot wings sound real good right now...I wonder if we have any in the freezer because I know I have no unthawed wings but maybe I will have to go to the store oh and while I am there i can pick up some of those cookies I like with the frosting and the sprinkles and speaking of sprinkles I need some to make some ice cream sundaes oh and sunday i am going to a chili cook off....see it distracts me as well.

Back tomorrow with a tattoo update.