Another week has come and went and as I write this I look out my window and notice....MORE SNOW!  This winter is finally reminding me of the winters of my childhood where you would get incredible amounts of snow followed by extreme cold followed by more snow, the vicious circle of a Wisconsin winter.  I don't know what better way to heat things up than celebrity gossip in my weekly celebrity round up. 

My recent celebrity crush Amy Winehouse hit rock bottom this week when she was filmed smoking crack and snorting a mixture of ecstasy, coccaine, and valium.  So what did she do??????

Amy went to rehab...yes yes yes.  I will wait and hopefully she gets her life turned around.

Angelina Jolie is rumored to be pregnant with twins.  At recent gala affairs she has said that she is only able to drink water.  It is now official...everyone in Hollywood is pregnant. 

Charlize Theron is pretty good looking but she proved how stupid she is this week.  She was talking about how much she loved traveling in Turkey and said Budapest was her favorite Turkish city....if you don't understand consult your local geography teacher.

Cloverfield was a box office hit while Mad Money was not.  I guess it proves America loves monsters not named Katie Holmes.

While I am talking about Katie Holmes I might as well pass this little nugget along.  There are reports coming out today that Suri may not be Tom Cruise's child...no not LRH's either.  Chris Klein was romantically linked to Katie and apparently to further add specualtion no one was with Katie when she gave birth other than Tom and some Scientology doctor.  Another nugget was that Suri didn't have a birth certificate until months after her birth.  This fueled the rumors that Suri wasn't real.  Anyway this is still developing so stay tuned.

Tom Cruise is insane.  Other than suing websites that posted a video of him talking about Scientology the guy has major issues.  Nicole Kidman was pregnant with his child years ago. Well she had a miscarriage.  Tom ordered her to save the placenta and have it frozen so that if anyone questioned him as to whether he was the father or gay he could have proof that he indeed fathered a child.  God, someone please get Suri away from him.

David Beckham was in Sierra Leone this week doing something...this is just for the ladies so enjoy.

Brad Renfro died last week and this is how E! News paid tribute.  You would think a major network devoted to celebrity gossip could at least get the guy's name right.

Stacy Kiebler and some unamed Asian motorcyclist beauty....ladies and gentlemen...I present...MY HEAVEN!!!!

Sean Lennon was recently photographed in New York with a mysterious woman....now if I could only figure out which one is Sean.

Scarlet Johanson is engaged to Ryan Reynolds although neither party will comment.  It just proofs that you don't need to have any talent or charisma to land a hot chick.

Rhianna, you forgot your umbrella...not to mention your clothes...oh well.

The pregnancy craze is also spreading to the music field/crackhead hall of fame.  Pete Doherty is going to be a crackhead father of a crackhead baby with a girl who looks like she just got out of 8th grade...to think this guy was nailing Kate Moss.  I guess crack makes you do crazy things and crazy people.

Paris Hilton has officially become irrelevant.

Paris Hilton has now ruined video games for me.

Here is a photo of Paris Hilton and Jared Leto swapping STDs.  Hey Jared, you should see how she says goodbye.

Mariah Carey was recently photographed topless in an attempt to get her career back on track and to prove she is not crazy...hmmm it's working for me.

Miley Cyrus aka Hannah Montana recently had some racy photos released on her myspace.  God what is wrong with kids today?  Don't they understand there are ramifiations of posting seminude pics?  There is a good story of this in La Crosse.  A group of athletes had a beer bash and photos surfaced on a mysapce and teachers were alerted and now they are kicked off teams.  What is next for Miley though?  Nude pictures? A sex tape?  An audition to be the next tubgirl?  Mile is involved in another breaking news story.  A teen was arrested for making terrorist threats of hijacking a plane and flying into a venue where she was performing and this was all supposed to go down tonight.  Maybe he wanted to be her friend on myspace and she didn't accept.

Lindsay Lohan found out where she will have to spend her community service.  She will be working at the LA County morgue.  I guess this is fitting because she is a nympho and used to being around stiffs.

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush were photographed at Sundance outside of a Lifestyles Condom photobooth. When you receive your photos you also get condoms.  What a novel idea!  Too bad Kim K isn't a good condom spokesperson for condoms seeing that she didn't use any in her only famous movie role.
 
Jessica Simpson is persuading Tony Romo to sing a duet with her on her forthcoming country album.  Apparentely Tony doesn't want to be with Jessica anymore because of the distraction she brings, well she doesn't take the whole, "lets be friends" thing to well.  Apparently one of her handlers is saying that she is stalking Tony Romo.  Hopefully this continues into next season and makes the cowboys a horrible team.

Jessica Biel is Poca-hotness in this new ad for a Pocahontas ride at Disney.

You know this isn't so bad of an idea....unless she decides to pull a Juno.  Jamie Lynn does have a future in comedy because she said she is giving up her baby to focus on her.....(wait for the punchline)....CAREER!!!!

Hayden you are my bi-curious hero.

Fergie was recently photographed in concert with her fly open...at least this time it wasn't pictures of her pissing herself.

Britney Spears broke up with her paparazzi boyfriend because she figured out that he was using her to sell exclusive pictures.  She then got a restraining order.  Hopefully this one lasts.  


It was revealed this week that Britney has bad allergies...allergies to bras.

Britney no longer has custody of her children and last week there was rumors that she was pregnant.  Well a photo has surfaced this week with disgusting proof that Britney is not pregnant to another child that she will lose custody of...be warned.

The biggest news of the week was the untimely death of Heath Ledger.  Here he is with his daughter.  There are so many stories as to what actually happened that I won't even touch this story.  It is just tragic.

This is one of the last known photos of Heath Ledger on the set of his last film which now might not be finished.

Best Buy recently was trying to cash in on this tragedy.  No this isn't doctored but many Best Buys around the country are reported to have set these stands up.  Sick.

I'll be back tomorrow or Sunday with a whole new update.

Tonight was an interesting night.  Basically I accomplished nothing.  I was planning on finishing a book but I didn't.  My mom begged me to take her to Wal-Mart because she doesn't like night driving and driving through the country because of deer.  Anyway I also had to help her get a microwave and then take it to the hospital for her new department.  So she asked me what I wanted for taking her out and she said something about this band I used to listen to having a new album she said, "Radio....something or other."  She bought me the new Radiohead album which is stellar.  I dummied myself down by purchasing the new Saw movie.  Saw IV...I guess I have enjoyed the others because they make you think...think how disgusting the movie is and how never would I want myself in that predicament.  I came home and had a beer because beer helps me digest hot and spicy food.  I had chicken curry so a Russian Imperial Stout was called for.  Now what is called for is making fun of crappy tattoos.

Anatomy class will be a cinch for this guy...as long as he tattoos every other bone on his body.

Anatomy class will be a cinch for this guy as well.  At least that is what a heart looks like but the only downfall was that it is on his arm.  Ah...I guess he would fail the cardiac tests.

Hey ladies, anyone else out there like this new style of bra?  I wonder if that could be acceptable in public.

But don't they grow up????

He was devastated when he learned that he didn't get hired to be a new member of the Rockettes.

Ummmm no thank you.

I'm not that crazy for Swayze to get him tattooed on my body forever...granted if it was a Roadhouse tattoo and not Dirty Dancing....well no what the hell am I thinking that is a horrible idea.

You moron!  Because you got this tattoo you are now going to get stomped by Italian plumbers.

Only Hugh Jackman in The Fountain can tattoo his age on his body.

So pirates really suck...I'm not getting into that debate about which is being better pirates or ninjas.  Neither are around today so grow up and face facts that because you got this tattoo you have destined yourself to a life of ridicule and working at Wal-Mart...yes I criticize Wal-Mart(more on another day).

Wow, she really likes agricultural equipment.

The tramp stamp is officially not cool anymore.

I will be back later with a celebrity round up...have a swell Thursday evening and Friday morning.