I am getting excited about this weekend and at the same time I am thinking it will be hard.  I am going to be around my friends which is always a good thing but I am going to be the only single person there. Maybe not because one of my friends isn't bringing his wife but you get the point.  I wonder if there are any hookers in New Ulm because this is getting ridiculous.  Well not as ridiculous as some of the crappy tattoos I have found.

Wow, someone else calls them wings....ummm yes, those things on buterflies....this girl and I both like to stretch butterfly wings...whew that was close.

I think they point to where she emits gas.  Are those supposed to be guns because if they are fired in that general area...well the explosion will be immense.

So is this the famous "Your brain on drugs" ad?  Maybe it is but in this case I think it is your scalp is on drugs or at least a breakfast of bangers and mash.

This is one of the first tramp stamps that I have seen that seems untrampy.

This is a case of truth in advertising.

Simply put...WORST TATTOO EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your ass has a bouncer.  Seriously, I do not know whether to classify this as crappy or classy.  Roadhouse is one of the best movies about bouncing.  When I worked the door at a club I turned to Patrick Swayze for bouncing tips....ahh it is crap because I guess you are just telling people to stay away from your virgin ass if you put a bouncer on it but in actuality it is probably more of an invitation.

This tattoo comes with patches of real fur.

Crazy for getting this tattoo.

I think your dragon is dead.

What a devoted mother!!!!  You know they do grow up.  Could you image ten to fifteen years after this the kid who is on her back might have some real problems.

Hmmm the yin yang....a belief that there are two primal opposing but complementary principles or cosmic
forces said to be found in all non-static objects and processes in the
universe.  So basically a good force is there with a bad force.  This guy must have done a lot of bad things in life because he got branded with a crappy tattoo.

Well that is all for this week of crappy tattoos.  I do not yet know when I will be taking off tomorrow.  Hopefully I can spit out a celebrity round up before I take off.  If not have a great weekend.