I have finished loading my car.  I don't have a lot of time so let's get to it. 

Tori Spelling announced this week that she would not be filming a second season of her reality show about her bed and breakfast.  Hmmm I wonder why?  Also she announced that she is pregnant with her second child.  I think that would have been major news ten years ago but it just gives further proof to my theory that everyone in Hollywood is pregnant.

Rihanna is now a spokesperson for milk.  Funny that doesn't look like milk on her lip.

This is Nicky Hilton.  She supposedly has style.  That dress is ugly.  WAIT!!!!!!!1  I know why she is wearing it.  If you squint at the center of the dress, tell me that isn't what I think it is.

It was announced this week that Nancy Cartwright is the biggest single contributor to Scientology.  She has donated $10 million over the past year alone.  Who is Nancy Cartwright?  Well she voices an American icon...Bart Simpson.

No wonder The Simpsons have never said anything against Scientology.

This is Lindsay Lohan and her sister Ali.  They are 21 and 14 years old respectively and not in their 40s as it appears in this photo.  I hope they seperate Ali from Lindsay otherwise her teen years are going to be hell.

Some more pictures of Miley Cyrus were released on her myspace page this week.  Does anyone know how to control their children and not let them post such pictures.  She is only 15 yet so slutty.  By the way what is up with the faces?  Is this some new kid fad that I don't know about?  Maybe it is just how the kids are posing slutty this year for their myspace pages.  

Jenna Jameson was recently spotted popping out of a birthday cake and singing for someone in the porn industry's birthday at a strip club.  MMMM...crab cakes....<drooling noise>

Last week Heath Ledger tragically died and the vulture tv shows started reporting or speculating is more like it what caused his death.  They reported basically every possible way of death besides the actual from what early autopsy reports are listing: natural causes.  Yes, he was only 28 and yes it happens but not that often.  Let him rest in peace.

I guess where one door closes another opens.  Gwen Stefani is pregnant.  I guess natural child birth is this year's celebrity fad like last year it was the adoption of children from Africa...oh those nutty celebrities.

George Bush gave his final state of the union address this week.  Afterwards Bush was photographed kissing Chris Shays.  Somewhere Larry Craig is excitedly running to a bathroom stall.

Here is Ellen Pompeo showing off her anatomy.  Wow, simply wow.

As much as I dislike Avril Lavigne and her music theft and her poseur attitude moments like this beg for forgiveness.

In other Avril Lavigne news, this week it was announced that she was going to be selling her own perfume.  I haven't heard what is supposed to smell like but I have heard an early possibility of name will be Eau de Posseur.


This is Angelique Morgan.  She was on Rock of Love with Bret Michaels.  She was my favorite mostly because of her (w)horrorific pornography career.  She was voted off and I cried.  Maybe now I can reconcile with pizza.

Britney Spears' exboyfriend has been trying to sell videos of Britney this week.  The videos apparently contain Britney running around her house talking in the third person and having mental breakdowns.  That is class.  Now I see why she dated him.

One of Britney's relatives came out this week and said that Britney has been drunk since she was 13 and at her 18th birthday party in front of her family snorted coccaine off her birthday cake.  AND NOW THEY ARE SAYING SHE HAS PROBLEMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well the best Britney news this week was that after seeing her running around LA speaking all sorts of accents, her psychiatrist committed her to a mental health facility.  Hopefully everything works out and Britney also breaks her newfound addiction, laxatives.  She is reportedly take up to and over 10 a day.  That tells me she has a horrible drug problem.  I wouldn't be surprised if we don't see Britney for a long period of time but if she is out by the time you read this, well I guess I wouldn't be surprised that way either.

I am off for the weekend.  Hopefully I will return by Sunday evening so I can relate my tales of fun times.  Also I have a video tape and a rant about how Montel Williams lost his job because of Heath Ledger's death.  Interesting stuff.  Well I am now off.  Seacrest out!