A day after pushing a car out of the snow my muscles ache and I feel like I have went ten round with a boxing champion who did nothing but punch me in the stomach and back.  Thursday suck.  Being sick and achy sucks.  Crappy tattoos suck.

Never make a Super Bowl bet in which tattoos are involved.

I have never hated Green Day until now.  They are so one dimensional.

This is a horrible cover-up job.  Not quite sure which he is trying to hide, the Air Force tattoo or the panther. 

I am sure your parents are proud of you.

I am sure Mudvayne is proud that you got their name so crappily tattooed on your body...oh by the way I don't think they hyphenate their name oh wait that is just a zit...great job guy great job.

I don't know who to feel sorry for: the guy with the crappy tattoo or the family on his back who look hideous in tattoo form.

Normally I enjoy tramp stamps.  I mean girls are so crafty and they add art near where guys frequently gaze.  Remember I normally I said I enjoy them, well this is one that I do not enjoy.  Are those angels supposed to be fish or fish that are supposed to be angels?  I don't know but their faces and the heart and well overall this is just crap.

I think some of these animals are out of habitat...in fact none of them should reside in the form of a crappy tattoo.

It should say, "Hello, my name is douchebag."

Ummm, why would someone get a tattoo of John Merrick's skull?

This tattoo started off actually fairly decent but then the guy ran out of money and had to have it finished with a magic marker.  Rule number one when it comes to tattoos get something good and not crappy.  Rule number two is make sure you have enough money.

Hello!  My name is Suzie and I am 15 years old and I love unicorns! LOLZ!!!!!

I do have a moral dilemma.  This weekend I was trying to play a game of Would You Rather but my friends were a little "under the weather" or maybe I was just slurring my words.  Anyway I found one today that was interesting: "Would you rather lose the Super Bowl and have hot loser sex with Gisselle or win the Super Bowl and but have to be Eli Manning."  On the one side you lose the Super Bowl and on the other hand you have to be Eli Manning.  These are the things that keep me up at night.  Speaking of Eli Manning I can't believe I am about to admit this but recently I told a girl I liked him just so that I could ask her out on a date.  She is a huge fan of the Manning brothers(especially Cooper).  Well it won't go anywhere because you can't start a relationship off on a lie.  Curse you Eli!